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Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma

I always just assumedeverybody knew masturbation meantyou were alone No! What the fuck...

I always just assumed
everybody knew masturbation meant
you were alone No! What the fuck happened?

Full Transcript

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I always just assumed everybody knew
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masturbation meant you were alone
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No! What the fuck happened?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:58
Uploaded
Jun 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

Bill visits the Brady Theater in Tulsa, Oklahoma for his eleventh HBO stand-up special. The topics include the current state of U.S. politics, sexuality, political correctness, aging and Bill's amusingly profound hatred of small c...
I used to say, "I don't understand women" - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:10
I used to say, "I don't understand women"
I can't pee in front of somebody - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:07
I can't pee in front of somebody
When did this trend start? What... what... - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:05
When did this trend start? What... what...
"Oh, well, the date didn't go quite the way I wanted to" - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:17
"Oh, well, the date didn't go quite the way I want...
It's... just... what? I... - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:05
It's... just... what? I...
I don't even understand it - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:55
I don't even understand it
Very bad... very bad things the penis, terrible things - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:06
Very bad... very bad things the penis, terrible things
But ladies, you still want some dick every once in a while - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:06
But ladies, you still want some dick every once in a while
So we want to be part of the solution - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:13
So we want to be part of the solution
And... and... and cut everybody a little slack - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:28
And... and... and cut everybody a little slack
So, you know, Liberals have the high ground on this issue - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:13
So, you know, Liberals have the high ground on this issue
I mean, it has already happened Matt Damon famously said - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:39
I mean, it has already happened Matt Damon famously said
But... but... they had a pretty good answer - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:54
But... but... they had a pretty good answer
This thing in presidential elections where we win the most votes - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:11
This thing in presidential elections where we win the most v...
Al Gore won by 500 000 votes and didn't become President - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:11
Al Gore won by 500 000 votes and didn't become Presiden...
That is exactly what he sounds like by the way - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:15
That is exactly what he sounds like by the way
You know, Donald Trump has two grown sons - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:15
You know, Donald Trump has two grown sons
But yes, during the campaign Donny Dickface gets this... - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:04
But yes, during the campaign Donny Dickface gets this...
Email that says, "We have dirt on Hillary, signed: Russia" - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:13
Email that says, "We have dirt on Hillary, signed: Russ...
I mean, if... if you send me and email that says - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:19
I mean, if... if you send me and email that says