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I don't know if they still have
this question, kids but there was a section called
"Choose the Best Answer" And there was never an answer
that fit perfectly because they were trying to teach
you something Sometimes in life, there isn't
a perfect answer You choose the best answer So when people say, "Mike Pence
would be worse" I implore you to reconsider that Mike Pence is the kind of
loathsome Christian hypocrite that, if I didn't hate religion
already, I would start But... but Mike Pence is not
trying to become a dictator Mike Pence does not talk
about locking up journalists and political opponents He can name all three
branches of government
this question, kids but there was a section called
"Choose the Best Answer" And there was never an answer
that fit perfectly because they were trying to teach
you something Sometimes in life, there isn't
a perfect answer You choose the best answer So when people say, "Mike Pence
would be worse" I implore you to reconsider that Mike Pence is the kind of
loathsome Christian hypocrite that, if I didn't hate religion
already, I would start But... but Mike Pence is not
trying to become a dictator Mike Pence does not talk
about locking up journalists and political opponents He can name all three
branches of government
Full Transcript
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I don't know if they still have
this question, kids
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but there was a section called
"Choose the Best Answer"
00:00:06.297 --> 00:00:08.999
And there was never an answer
that fit perfectly
00:00:08.174 --> 00:00:09.842
because they were trying to teach
you something
00:00:10.003 --> 00:00:12.178
Sometimes in life, there isn't
a perfect answer
00:00:12.303 --> 00:00:14.222
You choose the best answer
00:00:14.347 --> 00:00:17.475
So when people say, "Mike Pence
would be worse"
00:00:17.642 --> 00:00:20.395
I implore you to reconsider that
00:00:20.978 --> 00:00:24.565
Mike Pence is the kind of
loathsome Christian hypocrite
00:00:24.069 --> 00:00:28.236
that, if I didn't hate religion
already, I would start
00:00:30.321 --> 00:00:38.246
But... but Mike Pence is not
trying to become a dictator
00:00:38.746 --> 00:00:42.997
Mike Pence does not talk
about locking up journalists
00:00:42.166 --> 00:00:43.584
and political opponents
00:00:43.071 --> 00:00:47.001
He can name all three
branches of government
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Movie Summary
Bill visits the Brady Theater in Tulsa, Oklahoma for his eleventh HBO stand-up special. The topics include the current state of U.S. politics, sexuality, political correctness, aging and Bill's amusingly profound hatred of small c...
