I don't take pictures with itI don't polish it I don't answer the door with it I don't...
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I don't take pictures with it
I don't polish it I don't answer the door with it I don't take it on dates
to Chipotles "Come on, honey, I'm going
to show you off" "to the fellows at Home Depot" Because that is... that is the
I don't polish it I don't answer the door with it I don't take it on dates
to Chipotles "Come on, honey, I'm going
to show you off" "to the fellows at Home Depot" Because that is... that is the
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I don't take pictures with it
I don't polish it
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I don't answer the door with it
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I don't take it on dates
to Chipotles
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"Come on, honey, I'm going
to show you off"
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"to the fellows at Home Depot"
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Because that is... that is the...
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Movie Summary
Bill visits the Brady Theater in Tulsa, Oklahoma for his eleventh HBO stand-up special. The topics include the current state of U.S. politics, sexuality, political correctness, aging and Bill's amusingly profound hatred of small c...
