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Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma

"Oh, I finished my soupthree times"

"Oh, I finished my soup
three times"

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"Oh, I finished my soup three times"
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:16
Uploaded
Jun 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

Bill visits the Brady Theater in Tulsa, Oklahoma for his eleventh HBO stand-up special. The topics include the current state of U.S. politics, sexuality, political correctness, aging and Bill's amusingly profound hatred of small c...
What is going on at 3 AM? Is that a poop tweet? - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:04
What is going on at 3 AM? Is that a poop tweet?
Is... is that how he gets to sleep? - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:04
Is... is that how he gets to sleep?
That would be really sick - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:11
That would be really sick
No, you're supposed to do something calming and meditative - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:10
No, you're supposed to do something calming and meditat...
That's is how serious I am about masturbation - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:07
That's is how serious I am about masturbation
I must tell you, folks you're a beautiful crowd - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:26
I must tell you, folks you're a beautiful crowd
I always just assumed everybody knew - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:07
I always just assumed everybody knew
I used to say, "I don't understand women" - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:10
I used to say, "I don't understand women"
I can't pee in front of somebody - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:07
I can't pee in front of somebody
When did this trend start? What... what... - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:05
When did this trend start? What... what...
"Oh, well, the date didn't go quite the way I wanted to" - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:17
"Oh, well, the date didn't go quite the way I want...
It's... just... what? I... - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:05
It's... just... what? I...
I don't even understand it - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:55
I don't even understand it
Very bad... very bad things the penis, terrible things - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:06
Very bad... very bad things the penis, terrible things
But ladies, you still want some dick every once in a while - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:06
But ladies, you still want some dick every once in a while
So we want to be part of the solution - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:13
So we want to be part of the solution
And... and... and cut everybody a little slack - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:28
And... and... and cut everybody a little slack
So, you know, Liberals have the high ground on this issue - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:13
So, you know, Liberals have the high ground on this issue
I mean, it has already happened Matt Damon famously said - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:39
I mean, it has already happened Matt Damon famously said
But... but... they had a pretty good answer - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:54
But... but... they had a pretty good answer