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Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma

Yes, so be readyHave wood, okay?

Yes, so be ready
Have wood, okay?

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Yes, so be ready Have wood, okay?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:56
Uploaded
Jun 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

Bill visits the Brady Theater in Tulsa, Oklahoma for his eleventh HBO stand-up special. The topics include the current state of U.S. politics, sexuality, political correctness, aging and Bill's amusingly profound hatred of small c...
Take the 4-hour pill Take the 36-hour pill - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:18
Take the 4-hour pill Take the 36-hour pill
They never just get right to boning - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:13
They never just get right to boning
I'm... so sorry I never got on board with that - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:36
I'm... so sorry I never got on board with that
But look, I am not against marriage I am not - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:23
But look, I am not against marriage I am not
One guy, but he's sincere about it - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:10
One guy, but he's sincere about it
I think this is a meme I hear it all the time - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:22
I think this is a meme I hear it all the time
I hear it all the time Celebrities like to say it - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:23
I hear it all the time Celebrities like to say it
A couple of years ago, our friends at Pfizer - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:36
A couple of years ago, our friends at Pfizer
And don't even ask about trying to reload that thing - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:10
And don't even ask about trying to reload that thing
Half the time, it blows up in your face - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:35
Half the time, it blows up in your face
And I'm sure when I was ticking off that list of erogenous zones - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:16
And I'm sure when I was ticking off that list of erogen...
This is about me! And I must say, I actually like this age - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:30
This is about me! And I must say, I actually like this age
It's cold, and I didn't die on a tree, fantastic - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:14
It's cold, and I didn't die on a tree, fantastic
Also, I must say, I have never to the best of my knowledge - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:17
Also, I must say, I have never to the best of my knowledge
And of course, the big one I never had children - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:21
And of course, the big one I never had children
If I do a drug joke, I don't want to get messages from people - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:13
If I do a drug joke, I don't want to get messages from ...
We didn't use to organize our lives around what children might get into - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:20
We didn't use to organize our lives around what childre...
I mean, I have set up my life in such a way - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:09
I mean, I have set up my life in such a way
But... but what I occasionally see of it looks like a nightmare - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:11
But... but what I occasionally see of it looks like a nightm...
I always see this "Hey, buddy!" - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:15
I always see this "Hey, buddy!"