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you know I was so scared Mitt
Romney was going to be President I gave Obama a million bucks I would gladly give Romney
one million dollars tomorrow if he would take over America I swear to God
I would sleep like a baby I will become a Mormon
How about that? I will I will do that do for my country
I will become a Mormon I will wear the magic underwear
I will visit Planet Kolob I will baptize dead people Man, what a stupid religion
that one is I mean, they're all stupid
but I mean, Jesus Christ
Romney was going to be President I gave Obama a million bucks I would gladly give Romney
one million dollars tomorrow if he would take over America I swear to God
I would sleep like a baby I will become a Mormon
How about that? I will I will do that do for my country
I will become a Mormon I will wear the magic underwear
I will visit Planet Kolob I will baptize dead people Man, what a stupid religion
that one is I mean, they're all stupid
but I mean, Jesus Christ
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you know I was so scared Mitt
Romney was going to be President
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I gave Obama a million bucks
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I would gladly give Romney
one million dollars tomorrow
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if he would take over America
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I swear to God
I would sleep like a baby
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I will become a Mormon
How about that? I will
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I will do that do for my country
I will become a Mormon
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I will wear the magic underwear
I will visit Planet Kolob
00:00:29.153 --> 00:00:31.864
I will baptize dead people
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Man, what a stupid religion
that one is
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I mean, they're all stupid
but I mean, Jesus Christ...
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Bill visits the Brady Theater in Tulsa, Oklahoma for his eleventh HBO stand-up special. The topics include the current state of U.S. politics, sexuality, political correctness, aging and Bill's amusingly profound hatred of small c...
