"Billy Madison" quotes
In order to inherit his fed up father's hotel empire, an immature and lazy man must repeat grades 1-12 all over again.
Director: Tamra Davis
Writer: Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1995
MetaScore: 16/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $25,588,734
Released: 10 Feb 1995
Awards: 1 nomination
83 Clips
00:06 Oh I can And I will
00:06 All right boys' night out
00:04 No Just do it
00:07 O'Doyle rules
00:04 You broke my heart
00:05 You want some more of that I didn't think so
00:11 I want you all to meet
00:15 Give me one more chance I'll prove I can take over
00:24 Billy is not an idiot I'm not saying he's an idiot
00:06 You got a misshaped head
00:08 Speak for yourself moron
00:06 Hey you wanna feed that donkey some beer get it all messed...
00:07 I'll tell you who took those lunches
00:06 It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin'...
00:50 Hi Is this Danny McGrath Yeah
00:14 Hey kids it's me
00:18 I think Billy and his girlfriend are playin' water polo...
00:14 Mortal Kombat on Sega Genesis is the best video game ever
00:09 You gotta be kiddin' me Mom that's Billy He's...
00:11 Billy could you step in here for a moment
00:04 You blew it
00:11 You know some people have no willpower no brains no vision
00:04 You think he's horny
00:56 Veronica Norman invasion of England
00:06 Don't you think it's pathetic that because of your...
00:04 Are you going to class today too
00:09 You fallen in love with the wall or somethin'
00:11 Is he gonna have a stupid party every time he passes a grade
00:05 Billy could you step in here for a moment
00:07 How 'bout you sideburns You want some of this milk
00:10 Woman What is a horseshoe What does a horseshoe do
00:08 O'Doyle rules
00:07 Oh that boy's a fine piece of work all right
00:20 You were brought up with every advantage I bought you...
00:04 Don't I have a nice rack
00:48 Hey tubby how about a little bathroom reading
00:07 That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass
00:44 Bunt B u n t
00:04 Don't I have a nice rack
00:05 Man I'm glad I called that guy
00:29 Hey I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver
01:00 Couch Couch
00:08 You know I like Snack Pack Why can't you give me a...
00:29 I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car You should've...
00:08 This is great When I graduated first grade all my father did...
00:11 So what's it like being back in school
00:07 I think crazy Carl is right I mean I can do this if I set my...
00:06 Chlorophyll More like ''bore ophyll''
00:20 No I will not make out with you
00:08 Oh Billy Billy boy
00:15 I bet that Snack Pack's pretty good
00:05 No milk will ever be our milk
00:08 Oh gross Did you see that guy's balls
00:07 Where's my Snack Pack
00:43 Oh my God Old man Clemens hates shit
00:40 So it's um the last day of third grade
00:31 Ow You're tearing my ear off
00:17 However if there is any attempt by either contestant to...
00:18 Good morning class Good morning Miss Vaughn
00:21 So he's passed first grade and he's moved on to...
00:20 Have some more Sloppy Joes
00:29 Back to school
00:05 Now you're all in big big trouble
00:24 I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue...
00:51 Hey I'm tryin' to score points with the teacher...
00:12 I swear I'm sick I can't go to school
00:17 Remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade
00:32 How's high school Billy Yeah how's high school
00:14 Mortal Kombat on Sega Genesis is the best video game ever
00:37 Of course I peed my pants Everybody my age pees their pants...
00:15 Who w ''
00:46 That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass
00:28 Whoa whoa whoa whoa Miss Lippy The part of the story I...
00:59 Mr Madison what you've just said
00:30 Mr Madison what you've just said
00:27 Oh yes Oh my
00:35 With a 15 unit motel in Patchogue Long Island
00:13 Ultraviolet rays bad Lotion good
00:36 OK all right
Cast
Billy Madison - Adam Sandler
Brian Madison - Darren McGavin
Veronica Vaughn - Bridgette Wilson-Sampras
Eric Gordon - Bradley Whitford
Principal Max Anderson - Josh Mostel