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"Billy Madison" quotes

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In order to inherit his fed up father's hotel empire, an immature and lazy man must repeat grades 1-12 all over again.

Director: Tamra Davis
Writer: Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1995
MetaScore: 16/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $25,588,734
Released: 10 Feb 1995
Awards: 1 nomination
Oh I can And I will - Billy Madison 00:06 Oh I can And I will All right boys' night out - Billy Madison 00:06 All right boys' night out No Just do it - Billy Madison 00:04 No Just do it O'Doyle rules - Billy Madison 00:07 O'Doyle rules You broke my heart - Billy Madison 00:04 You broke my heart You want some more of that I didn't think so - Billy Madison 00:05 You want some more of that I didn't think so I want you all to meet - Billy Madison 00:11 I want you all to meet Give me one more chance I'll prove I can take over - Billy Madison 00:15 Give me one more chance I'll prove I can take over Billy is not an idiot I'm not saying he's an idiot - Billy Madison 00:24 Billy is not an idiot I'm not saying he's an idiot You got a misshaped head - Billy Madison 00:06 You got a misshaped head Speak for yourself moron - Billy Madison 00:08 Speak for yourself moron Hey you wanna feed that donkey some beer get it all messed up - Billy Madison 00:06 Hey you wanna feed that donkey some beer get it all messed... I'll tell you who took those lunches - Billy Madison 00:07 I'll tell you who took those lunches It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here - Billy Madison 00:06 It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin'... Hi Is this Danny McGrath Yeah - Billy Madison 00:50 Hi Is this Danny McGrath Yeah Hey kids it's me - Billy Madison 00:14 Hey kids it's me I think Billy and his girlfriend are playin' water polo or somethin' - Billy Madison 00:18 I think Billy and his girlfriend are playin' water polo... Mortal Kombat on Sega Genesis is the best video game ever - Billy Madison 00:14 Mortal Kombat on Sega Genesis is the best video game ever You gotta be kiddin' me Mom that's Billy He's in my class - Billy Madison 00:09 You gotta be kiddin' me Mom that's Billy He's... Billy could you step in here for a moment - Billy Madison 00:11 Billy could you step in here for a moment You blew it - Billy Madison 00:04 You blew it You know some people have no willpower no brains no vision - Billy Madison 00:11 You know some people have no willpower no brains no vision You think he's horny - Billy Madison 00:04 You think he's horny Veronica Norman invasion of England - Billy Madison 00:56 Veronica Norman invasion of England Don't you think it's pathetic that because of your father you get to do school again - Billy Madison 00:06 Don't you think it's pathetic that because of your... Are you going to class today too - Billy Madison 00:04 Are you going to class today too You fallen in love with the wall or somethin' - Billy Madison 00:09 You fallen in love with the wall or somethin' Is he gonna have a stupid party every time he passes a grade - Billy Madison 00:11 Is he gonna have a stupid party every time he passes a grade Billy could you step in here for a moment - Billy Madison 00:05 Billy could you step in here for a moment How 'bout you sideburns You want some of this milk - Billy Madison 00:07 How 'bout you sideburns You want some of this milk Woman What is a horseshoe What does a horseshoe do - Billy Madison 00:10 Woman What is a horseshoe What does a horseshoe do O'Doyle rules - Billy Madison 00:08 O'Doyle rules Oh that boy's a fine piece of work all right - Billy Madison 00:07 Oh that boy's a fine piece of work all right You were brought up with every advantage I bought you everything - Billy Madison 00:20 You were brought up with every advantage I bought you... Don't I have a nice rack - Billy Madison 00:04 Don't I have a nice rack Hey tubby how about a little bathroom reading - Billy Madison 00:48 Hey tubby how about a little bathroom reading That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass - Billy Madison 00:07 That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass Bunt B u n t - Billy Madison 00:44 Bunt B u n t Don't I have a nice rack - Billy Madison 00:04 Don't I have a nice rack Man I'm glad I called that guy - Billy Madison 00:05 Man I'm glad I called that guy Hey I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver - Billy Madison 00:29 Hey I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver Couch Couch - Billy Madison 01:00 Couch Couch You know I like Snack Pack Why can't you give me a Snack Pack - Billy Madison 00:08 You know I like Snack Pack Why can't you give me a... I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car You should've had some - Billy Madison 00:29 I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car You should've... This is great When I graduated first grade all my father did was tell me to get a job - Billy Madison 00:08 This is great When I graduated first grade all my father did... So what's it like being back in school - Billy Madison 00:11 So what's it like being back in school I think crazy Carl is right I mean I can do this if I set my mind to it - Billy Madison 00:07 I think crazy Carl is right I mean I can do this if I set my... Chlorophyll More like ''bore ophyll'' - Billy Madison 00:06 Chlorophyll More like ''bore ophyll'' No I will not make out with you - Billy Madison 00:20 No I will not make out with you Oh Billy Billy boy - Billy Madison 00:08 Oh Billy Billy boy I bet that Snack Pack's pretty good - Billy Madison 00:15 I bet that Snack Pack's pretty good No milk will ever be our milk - Billy Madison 00:05 No milk will ever be our milk Oh gross Did you see that guy's balls - Billy Madison 00:08 Oh gross Did you see that guy's balls Where's my Snack Pack - Billy Madison 00:07 Where's my Snack Pack Oh my God Old man Clemens hates shit - Billy Madison 00:43 Oh my God Old man Clemens hates shit So it's um the last day of third grade - Billy Madison 00:40 So it's um the last day of third grade Ow You're tearing my ear off - Billy Madison 00:31 Ow You're tearing my ear off However if there is any attempt by either contestant to cheat - Billy Madison 00:17 However if there is any attempt by either contestant to... Good morning class Good morning Miss Vaughn - Billy Madison 00:18 Good morning class Good morning Miss Vaughn So he's passed first grade and he's moved on to second Whoop de do - Billy Madison 00:21 So he's passed first grade and he's moved on to... Have some more Sloppy Joes - Billy Madison 00:20 Have some more Sloppy Joes Back to school - Billy Madison 00:29 Back to school Now you're all in big big trouble - Billy Madison 00:05 Now you're all in big big trouble I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before - Billy Madison 00:24 I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue... Hey I'm tryin' to score points with the teacher today Don't screw it up - Billy Madison 00:51 Hey I'm tryin' to score points with the teacher... I swear I'm sick I can't go to school - Billy Madison 00:12 I swear I'm sick I can't go to school Remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade - Billy Madison 00:17 Remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade How's high school Billy Yeah how's high school - Billy Madison 00:32 How's high school Billy Yeah how's high school Mortal Kombat on Sega Genesis is the best video game ever - Billy Madison 00:14 Mortal Kombat on Sega Genesis is the best video game ever Of course I peed my pants Everybody my age pees their pants It's the coolest - Billy Madison 00:37 Of course I peed my pants Everybody my age pees their pants... Who w '' - Billy Madison 00:15 Who w '' That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass - Billy Madison 00:46 That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass Whoa whoa whoa whoa Miss Lippy The part of the story I don't like - Billy Madison 00:28 Whoa whoa whoa whoa Miss Lippy The part of the story I... Mr Madison what you've just said - Billy Madison 00:59 Mr Madison what you've just said Mr Madison what you've just said - Billy Madison 00:30 Mr Madison what you've just said Oh yes Oh my - Billy Madison 00:27 Oh yes Oh my With a 15 unit motel in Patchogue Long Island - Billy Madison 00:35 With a 15 unit motel in Patchogue Long Island Ultraviolet rays bad Lotion good - Billy Madison 00:13 Ultraviolet rays bad Lotion good OK all right - Billy Madison 00:36 OK all right

Cast

Billy Madison - Adam Sandler
Brian Madison - Darren McGavin
Veronica Vaughn - Bridgette Wilson-Sampras
Eric Gordon - Bradley Whitford
Principal Max Anderson - Josh Mostel