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Hey, I'm tryin' to score points with the teacher today. Don't screw it up!
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Billy Madison

Hey, I'm tryin' to score points withthe teacher today. Don't screw it up! I dare you to...

Hey, I'm tryin' to score points with
the teacher today. Don't screw it up! I dare you to touch her boobs. Touch her boobs? That's assault, brother. Ya double-dare me?

Full Transcript

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Hey, I'm tryin' to score points with the teacher today. Don't screw it up!
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I dare you to touch her boobs.
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Touch her boobs? That's assault, brother.
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Ya double-dare me?
Duration
19 seconds
Views
271
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:08
Uploaded
Jan 10, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Jack Giarraputo Productions,Universal Pictures,Robert Simonds Productions

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Movie Summary

In order to inherit his fed up father's hotel empire, an immature and lazy man must repeat grades 1-12 all over again.
Woman What is a horseshoe What does a horseshoe do - Billy Madison 00:10
Woman What is a horseshoe What does a horseshoe do
I'll tell you who took those lunches - Billy Madison 00:07
I'll tell you who took those lunches
You fallen in love with the wall or somethin' - Billy Madison 00:09
You fallen in love with the wall or somethin'
Of course I peed my pants Everybody my age pees their pants It's the coolest - Billy Madison 00:37
Of course I peed my pants Everybody my age pees their pants...
That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass - Billy Madison 00:46
That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass
That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass. - Billy Madison 00:31
That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass.
Everybody on? Good, great, grand, wonderful! - Billy Madison 00:30
Everybody on? Good, great, grand, wonderful!
[BOY] Stop it. - Billy Madison 00:19
[BOY] Stop it.
So what's it like being back in school - Billy Madison 00:11
So what's it like being back in school
Wow. - Billy Madison 00:10
Wow.
Those are, uh... They come with the tent, so... - Billy Madison 00:06
Those are, uh... They come with the tent, so...
So it's um the last day of third grade - Billy Madison 00:40
So it's um the last day of third grade
I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car You should've had some - Billy Madison 00:29
I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car You should've...
You want some more of that I didn't think so - Billy Madison 00:05
You want some more of that I didn't think so
Have some more Sloppy Joes - Billy Madison 00:20
Have some more Sloppy Joes
Hey tubby how about a little bathroom reading - Billy Madison 00:48
Hey tubby how about a little bathroom reading
[LAUGHTER] - Billy Madison 00:11
[LAUGHTER]
Chlorophyll More like ''bore ophyll'' - Billy Madison 00:06
Chlorophyll More like ''bore ophyll''
No I will not make out with you - Billy Madison 00:20
No I will not make out with you
How's high school Billy Yeah how's high school - Billy Madison 00:32
How's high school Billy Yeah how's high school