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Billy Madison:
Hey I'm trying to score points with the teacher today. DON'T SCREW IT UP. 3rd Grader:
I dare you to Touch her boobs. Billy Madison:
Touch her boobs? That's assault brotha. You double dare me? Billy Madison:
[walks down the bus to the teacher]
Uhhh Miss Vaughn, I was wondering how long there's to get there, I need to go to the bathroom. Veronica Vaughn:
Not too long now... [Billy pretends to fall on her, while groping her] Billy Madison:
Oh, I'm sorry! Damn bus driver drives like an animal! Veronica Vaughn:
That's alright, Billy, why don't you go back and sit now? [smiling] Veronica Vaughn:
I double dare you. Billy Madison:
[Stuttering]
That... tit... accident... Veronica Vaughn:
Go back to your seat now. Billy Madison:
...I... Yes... [looking embarrassed now]
Hey I'm trying to score points with the teacher today. DON'T SCREW IT UP. 3rd Grader:
I dare you to Touch her boobs. Billy Madison:
Touch her boobs? That's assault brotha. You double dare me? Billy Madison:
[walks down the bus to the teacher]
Uhhh Miss Vaughn, I was wondering how long there's to get there, I need to go to the bathroom. Veronica Vaughn:
Not too long now... [Billy pretends to fall on her, while groping her] Billy Madison:
Oh, I'm sorry! Damn bus driver drives like an animal! Veronica Vaughn:
That's alright, Billy, why don't you go back and sit now? [smiling] Veronica Vaughn:
I double dare you. Billy Madison:
[Stuttering]
That... tit... accident... Veronica Vaughn:
Go back to your seat now. Billy Madison:
...I... Yes... [looking embarrassed now]
Full Transcript
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Hey I'm tryin' to score points with the teacher today Don't screw it up
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I dare you to touch her boobs
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Touch her boobs That's assault brother
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Ya double dare me
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Miss Vaughn how long till we get there
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I have to go to the bathroom Probably about two minutes
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Sorry about that Damn guy drives like an animal
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That's all right Billy Why don't you go back and sit down now
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OK I double dare you
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Da I Accident
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Mistake Tit
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Go sit down now Yes
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Movie Summary
In order to inherit his fed up father's hotel empire, an immature and lazy man must repeat grades 1-12 all over again.

