Then Madison Hotels is as good as mine!

[Max meets Eric in the kitchen asking him where the bathroom is, then shows him a magazine with a cover of Max dressed in a wrestling outfit] Eric:
Hey, tubby, how about a little bathroom reading? I have the August 1983 issue of Wrestling World here. There's a terrific article about a wrestler named the Revolting Blob. Gee, you know somethin'? He kinda looks like someone I know. Principal Max Anderson:
Where'd you get that? Eric:
I have a subscription. Bad guy. He threw one opponent out of the ring and hit a bunch of senior citizens. Boy, this wacko looks familiar. Principal Max Anderson:
What do I care about some stupid phony wrestling guy? Eric:
My God! In June 1983 he sat on some guy's head and killed him. Principal Max Anderson:
It was just a stunt! He was supposed to pinch my leg if he was running short of air. Eric:
With this guy sitting on everyone's head, I wonder how he got his teaching degree. Principal Max Anderson:
No! No, you can't do that to me. Those kids are my whole life! Eric:
So you wouldn't want anything to happen that would make 'em think less of you? [then Max ignores Eric] Eric:
Max, are you ready to cooperate with me? Principal Max Anderson:
[sobs]
Yes. Eric:
Then Madison Hotels is as good as mine!