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I swear, I'm sick. I can't go to school
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Billy Madison

I swear, I'm sick. I can't go to school. If you're gonna stay home today,you could help me...

I swear, I'm sick. I can't go to school. If you're gonna stay home today,
you could help me shave my armpits. Oh, my God! I'll go to school. O'Doyle rules!

Full Transcript

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I swear, I'm sick. I can't go to school.
00:00:03.294 --> 00:00:07.798
If you're gonna stay home today, you could help me shave my armpits.
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Oh, my God! I'll go to school.
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O'Doyle rules!
Duration
18 seconds
Views
289
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:02
Uploaded
Jan 10, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Jack Giarraputo Productions,Universal Pictures,Robert Simonds Productions

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Movie Summary

In order to inherit his fed up father's hotel empire, an immature and lazy man must repeat grades 1-12 all over again.
No Just do it - Billy Madison 00:04
No Just do it
You blew it - Billy Madison 00:04
You blew it
Hey, I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver. - Billy Madison 00:29
Hey, I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver.
Hey I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver - Billy Madison 00:29
Hey I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver
Hey, I'm tryin' to score points with the teacher today. Don't screw it up! - Billy Madison 00:19
Hey, I'm tryin' to score points with the teacher t...
Hey I'm tryin' to score points with the teacher today Don't screw it up - Billy Madison 00:51
Hey I'm tryin' to score points with the teacher...
Woman What is a horseshoe What does a horseshoe do - Billy Madison 00:10
Woman What is a horseshoe What does a horseshoe do
I'll tell you who took those lunches - Billy Madison 00:07
I'll tell you who took those lunches
You fallen in love with the wall or somethin' - Billy Madison 00:09
You fallen in love with the wall or somethin'
Of course I peed my pants Everybody my age pees their pants It's the coolest - Billy Madison 00:37
Of course I peed my pants Everybody my age pees their pants...
That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass - Billy Madison 00:46
That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass
That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass. - Billy Madison 00:31
That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass.
Everybody on? Good, great, grand, wonderful! - Billy Madison 00:30
Everybody on? Good, great, grand, wonderful!
[BOY] Stop it. - Billy Madison 00:19
[BOY] Stop it.
So what's it like being back in school - Billy Madison 00:11
So what's it like being back in school
Wow. - Billy Madison 00:10
Wow.
Those are, uh... They come with the tent, so... - Billy Madison 00:06
Those are, uh... They come with the tent, so...
So it's um the last day of third grade - Billy Madison 00:40
So it's um the last day of third grade
I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car You should've had some - Billy Madison 00:29
I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car You should've...
You want some more of that I didn't think so - Billy Madison 00:05
You want some more of that I didn't think so