I swear to God I'm sick. I can't go to school. If you're gonna stay home today, you can...
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Billy Madison:
I swear to God I'm sick. I can't go to school.
Juanita:
If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits.
Billy Madison:
Oh my God. I'll go to school.
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.169
I swear I'm sick I can't go to school
00:00:03.294 --> 00:00:07.798
If you're gonna stay home today you could help me shave my armpits
00:00:07.924 --> 00:00:10.843
Oh my God I'll go to school
Clip duration: 12 seconds
Views: 178
Timestamp in movie: 00h 36m 02s
Uploaded: 02 December, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: In order to inherit his fed up father's hotel empire, an immature and lazy man must repeat grades 1-12 all over again.
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