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Principal:
Mr. Madison, The Industrial Revolution changed the face of the modern novel forever. Discuss, citing specific examples. [Billy clears his throat several times] Billy Madison:
Uh... Okay. The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way." The world was changing, and the puppy was getting... bigger. [Later] Billy Madison:
So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy - "society" - knew where to find 'em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution. [Long pause] Billy Madison:
Knibb High football rules! [the crowd erupts into cheers] Principal:
Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Billy Madison:
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine
Mr. Madison, The Industrial Revolution changed the face of the modern novel forever. Discuss, citing specific examples. [Billy clears his throat several times] Billy Madison:
Uh... Okay. The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way." The world was changing, and the puppy was getting... bigger. [Later] Billy Madison:
So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy - "society" - knew where to find 'em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution. [Long pause] Billy Madison:
Knibb High football rules! [the crowd erupts into cheers] Principal:
Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Billy Madison:
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine
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But the industry my friends
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that was a revolution
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Knibb High football rules
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Mr Madison what you've just said
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is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard
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At no point in your rambling incoherent response
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were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought
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Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it
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I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul
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OK A simple ''wrong'' would have done just fine but
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Movie Summary
In order to inherit his fed up father's hotel empire, an immature and lazy man must repeat grades 1-12 all over again.

