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[after putting dog poop in a paper bag and lighting it on fire on Old Man Clemens' porch] Billy Madison:
Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates shit. Frank:
Shh, here he comes. Old Man Clemens:
Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Barbara, it's one of those flaming bags again. Barbara:
Don't put it out with your boots, Ted. Old Man Clemens:
Don't tell me my business, Devil Woman. Call the fire department, this one's outta control. [Old Man Clemens steps on the bag, then lifts up his boot and smells] Old Man Clemens:
Eck, poop again. Billy Madison:
He called the shit "poop". [Billy, Jack, and Frank laugh hysterically] Frank:
This is the best night of my life. [They continue laughing] Old Man Clemens:
I'll get you damn kids for this. You're all gonna die
Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates shit. Frank:
Shh, here he comes. Old Man Clemens:
Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Barbara, it's one of those flaming bags again. Barbara:
Don't put it out with your boots, Ted. Old Man Clemens:
Don't tell me my business, Devil Woman. Call the fire department, this one's outta control. [Old Man Clemens steps on the bag, then lifts up his boot and smells] Old Man Clemens:
Eck, poop again. Billy Madison:
He called the shit "poop". [Billy, Jack, and Frank laugh hysterically] Frank:
This is the best night of my life. [They continue laughing] Old Man Clemens:
I'll get you damn kids for this. You're all gonna die
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Oh my God Old man Clemens hates shit
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Shh Here he comes
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Who the hell is it What do you want
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Judas Priest Barbara One of those flaming bags again
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Barbara Don't put it out with your boots Ted
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Don't tell me my business devil woman
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Call the fire department This one's outta control
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sniffs
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It's poop again
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He called the shit ''poop''
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This is the best night of my life
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I'll get you damn kids for this You're all gonna die
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Movie Summary
In order to inherit his fed up father's hotel empire, an immature and lazy man must repeat grades 1-12 all over again.

