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Veronica Vaughn:
So it's um, the last day of third grade, and you have the teacher alone in your tent, what do you want to do? Billy Madison:
Well I can think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would include a buffalo... Veronica Vaughn:
Really? Billy Madison:
...Live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge
So it's um, the last day of third grade, and you have the teacher alone in your tent, what do you want to do? Billy Madison:
Well I can think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would include a buffalo... Veronica Vaughn:
Really? Billy Madison:
...Live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge
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So it's um the last day of third grade
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And you have the teacher alone in your tent
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What do you wanna do
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Well I can think of three things I'd like to do
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One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron
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Two would include a buffalo Really
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Live or stuffed Preferably stuffed for safety's sake
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Three we'd bring back some of those ice cubes
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but switch it over to a pitching wedge
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Movie Summary
In order to inherit his fed up father's hotel empire, an immature and lazy man must repeat grades 1-12 all over again.

