A piece of dung would never shit a piss drunk sergeant with a loaded .45
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Sergeant Toomey:
Tell me, Jerome, if a piss drunk sergeant has a loaded .45 pointed at the head of A piece of dung that the piss drunk sergeant hates and despises, how would you describe the situation? Eugene Morris Jerome:
Delicate. Extremely Delicate. Sergeant Toomey:
Right. I'll be honest with you, Jerome. It was my intention of getting Epstein in here, and putting this pistol to his ear, and blowing a tunnel through his head. But you'll do just as well. Eugene Morris Jerome:
I'm sorry to hear that. Sergeant Toomey:
There's something about you New York boys that riles my ass. You don't appreciate the Army, do you? Eugene Morris Jerome:
There are some things I like. Sergeant Toomey:
Such as? Eugene Morris Jerome:
Mail. I like getting my mail. Sergeant Toomey:
You shittin' me, Jerome? Eugene Morris Jerome:
A piece of dung would never shit a piss drunk sergeant with a loaded .45
Tell me, Jerome, if a piss drunk sergeant has a loaded .45 pointed at the head of A piece of dung that the piss drunk sergeant hates and despises, how would you describe the situation? Eugene Morris Jerome:
Delicate. Extremely Delicate. Sergeant Toomey:
Right. I'll be honest with you, Jerome. It was my intention of getting Epstein in here, and putting this pistol to his ear, and blowing a tunnel through his head. But you'll do just as well. Eugene Morris Jerome:
I'm sorry to hear that. Sergeant Toomey:
There's something about you New York boys that riles my ass. You don't appreciate the Army, do you? Eugene Morris Jerome:
There are some things I like. Sergeant Toomey:
Such as? Eugene Morris Jerome:
Mail. I like getting my mail. Sergeant Toomey:
You shittin' me, Jerome? Eugene Morris Jerome:
A piece of dung would never shit a piss drunk sergeant with a loaded .45
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if a piss drunk sergeant has a loaded 45 pointed at the head
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of a piece of dung that the piss drunk sergeant hates and despises
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how would you describe the situation
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Delicate extremely delicate
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Right
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He's gone nuts
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He's he's he's gonna kill him
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I'm telling you
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I'll be honest with you Jerome
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it was my intention of gettin' Epsteen in here
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puttin' this pistol to his ear
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blowin' a tunnel through his head
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but you'll do just as well
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Well I'm sorry to hear that
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There's something about you New York boys
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riles my ass
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You don't appreciate the Army do you
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There is some things I like
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Such as
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Mail I like getting my mail
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Are you shittin' me Jerome
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A piece of dung would never shit a piss drunk sergeant with a loaded 45
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Movie Summary
A group of young recruits go through boot camp during the Second World War in Biloxi, Mississippi. From the play by Neil Simon.
Actors
Eugene Morris Jerome
Sgt. Toomey
