Oh, yeah? How? You're dead! Girls don't go out with dead record stars!
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Eugene Morris Jerome:
Carney, you're first. You're gonna be dead. Killed in action. What do you want to do with the last few days of your life? Carney:
I'd sing at Radio City Music Hall. Five shows a day, my own spot. In the audience are five thousand screaming, gorgeous girls and every one of them wants me. And there's one man, the president of Decca Records, and he wants to give me a big contract, and I have to make a choice. Selridge:
[whispering]
Take the record contract. I would Take the record contract. Carney:
Right. Right, I'd Take the record contract. Selridge:
Ha! Moron! He coulda humped five thousand girls and now he's got a record contract that ain't worth shit! Carney:
Wrong. 'Cause now I'm a big star and everyone knows that stars get all the girls they want. Selridge:
Oh, yeah? How? You're dead! Girls don't go out with dead record stars!
Carney, you're first. You're gonna be dead. Killed in action. What do you want to do with the last few days of your life? Carney:
I'd sing at Radio City Music Hall. Five shows a day, my own spot. In the audience are five thousand screaming, gorgeous girls and every one of them wants me. And there's one man, the president of Decca Records, and he wants to give me a big contract, and I have to make a choice. Selridge:
[whispering]
Take the record contract. I would Take the record contract. Carney:
Right. Right, I'd Take the record contract. Selridge:
Ha! Moron! He coulda humped five thousand girls and now he's got a record contract that ain't worth shit! Carney:
Wrong. 'Cause now I'm a big star and everyone knows that stars get all the girls they want. Selridge:
Oh, yeah? How? You're dead! Girls don't go out with dead record stars!
Full Transcript
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Okay Carney you're first
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You're gonna be dead killed in action
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What do you want to do with the last few days of your life
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How much time do I have to do it in
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A week I need 10 days
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It's my game you only get a week
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What are you gonna do with it Donny
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Okay
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I'd sing at Radio City Music Hall
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Five shows a day my own spot
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In the audience are 5 000 screamin' gorgeous girls
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and every one of 'em wants me
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And there's one man the president of Decca Records
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and he wants to give me a big contract
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and I have to make a choice
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Take the record contract I would take the record contract
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Right right I'd take the record contract
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Ha Moron He could've humped 5 000 girls
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and now he's got a record contract that ain't worth shit
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Wrong
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Because now I'm a big star and everyone knows that stars get all the girls they want
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Oh yeah How You're dead
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Girls don't go out with dead record stars
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Movie Summary
A group of young recruits go through boot camp during the Second World War in Biloxi, Mississippi. From the play by Neil Simon.
Actors
Eugene Morris Jerome
