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Birdies

Twin Pines, a failing country club where maintaining a buzz is par for the course, hires a new Golf Pro to help them get back on track before their rivals at the snooty Magnolia Pointe puts them out of business for good.

Director

Troy Carlton

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Production

Lighthouse Films,Crane House Film

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https://www.birdiesthemovie.com/

Charlie

Jake

Ryan O'Flanagan

Nick

Sarah

Adrian

Jarvis

Fred

Brandy

Shainski

Mikels

Eñejo

Dogleg

Emily

Caroline Cahill

Gladys

Michele Seidman

Gary

Thomas

Pop

EMT 1

EMT 2

Board Member

Doctor Lloyd

Rodney

Austin Guilliams

Jessica

Darcy Dobbins

Dan Conroy

Young Charlie

Louie Chaplin Moss

Khalil

John Nightly

Marvin Gleeman

John Ingersall

Marshall

Scott Curtis Adams

Lucy Underwood

Busboy

Dean

Nurse Lee

Guy Peeing

James Monaco Jr.

Pop's Dog

Pro Tips Pro 1

Pro Tips Pro 2

Twin Pines Golfer

Golf Cart Driver

Guy in Clubhouse

Tournament Camera Guy 1

Restaurant Patron

Restaurant Patron

Ivette Sepulveda

Restaurant Patron

Restaurant Patron

Restaurant Patron

Restaurant Patron

Denise Shepherd

Restaurant Patron

Restaurant Patron

Tournament Crowd

Tournament Crowd

Tournament Crowd

Tournament Crowd

Tournament Crowd

Davis Cleveland

Tournament Crowd

Alec Remi Beatty

Tournament Crowd

Tournament Crowd

Snake

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(hammer bangs) - Birdies

(hammer bangs) - Birdies

And one day, all of
this is gonna be yours. - Birdies

And one day, all of this is gonna be yours.

(golf club bangs) - Birdies

(golf club bangs)

(golf club strikes) - Birdies

(golf club strikes)

(golf cart whirring) - Birdies

(golf cart whirring)

(Eñejo cheers) - Birdies

(Eñejo cheers)

[Fred] You also need someone - Birdies

[Fred] You also need someone

[Fred] So you'll black out
five minutes later than usual? - Birdies

[Fred] So you'll black out five minutes later than usua...

If I'm lucky.
[Fred] Perfect, - Birdies

If I'm lucky. [Fred] Perfect,

(phone ringing) - Birdies

(phone ringing)

(phone ringing) - Birdies

(phone ringing)

I'm gonna send my best
man over there right now. - Birdies

I'm gonna send my best man over there right now.

Would you rather me
lower their expectations? - Birdies

Would you rather me lower their expectations?

Turn the damn TV off and
get your ass to work. - Birdies

Turn the damn TV off and get your ass to work.

You relive your glory days
on someone else's time. - Birdies

You relive your glory days on someone else's time.

The only future you have in golf - Birdies

The only future you have in golf

Ouch, that was so mean. - Birdies

Ouch, that was so mean.

(car engine revving) - Birdies

(car engine revving)

(golf cart whirring) - Birdies

(golf cart whirring)

(Gladys belches) - Birdies

(Gladys belches)

Gladys needs a little assistance
by the ninth hole Tee. - Birdies

Gladys needs a little assistance by the ninth hole Tee.

(siren wailing) - Birdies

(siren wailing)

(golf carts buzzing) - Birdies

(golf carts buzzing)

Shainski had a big night,
sex with a dude, again. - Birdies

Shainski had a big night, sex with a dude, again.

It's called being experimental, Mikels, - Birdies

It's called being experimental, Mikels,

Jarvis Boyd is the tournament
director this year, - Birdies

Jarvis Boyd is the tournament director this year,

Any club that hasn't won - Birdies

Any club that hasn't won

Or, hear me, - Birdies

It's our year to host the Dixie, - Birdies

It's our year to host the Dixie,

Wrong, I met her on a dating app, - Birdies

Wrong, I met her on a dating app,

Court your online hussies somewhere else. - Birdies

Court your online hussies somewhere else.

Some cultures in the
Amazon believe roaches - Birdies

Some cultures in the Amazon believe roaches

Man, we really like that club
credit thing around here, - Birdies

Man, we really like that club credit thing around here,

I'll give you a small
discount for a bucket of balls - Birdies

I'll give you a small discount for a bucket of balls

If my girl finds out, she will
literally cut my dick off. - Birdies

If my girl finds out, she will literally cut my dick off.

Sir, I know secrets men have died for. - Birdies

Sir, I know secrets men have died for.

[Nick opens beer] - Birdies

[Nick opens beer]

She says there's this card
key underneath the mat, - Birdies

She says there's this card key underneath the mat,

The bathroom would be right
there, but there was a, - Birdies

The bathroom would be right there, but there was a,

On an item number A2415. - Birdies

On an item number A2415.

Yes, sir, I have two of those - Birdies

Yes, sir, I have two of those

But it's fine, my wife loves him- - Birdies

But it's fine, my wife loves him-

(golf ball whistles) - Birdies

(golf ball whistles)

So, what are the rules on the participants - Birdies

So, what are the rules on the participants

Employees and members, even I know that. - Birdies

Employees and members, even I know that.

Hey, that was pretty
incredible on the range there. - Birdies

Hey, that was pretty incredible on the range there.

(phone rings) - Birdies

Janice Wieman has called three times! - Birdies

Janice Wieman has called three times!

[Pop] You've been outta- - Birdies

[Pop] You've been outta-

Oh yeah, my college days. - Birdies

Oh yeah, my college days.

Of half your current pay, - Birdies

Of half your current pay,

I can't, she's rich and beautiful, so. - Birdies

I can't, she's rich and beautiful, so.

It's literally anything
but golf is allowed. - Birdies

It's literally anything but golf is allowed.

It's okay Jake, you're fired. - Birdies

It's okay Jake, you're fired.

(pat on back) - Birdies

[Jarvis] Well gentlemen, - Birdies

[Jarvis] Well gentlemen,

Our first order of business today - Birdies

Our first order of business today

It seems his financials - Birdies

It seems his financials

Poor people, ew. (they all laugh) - Birdies

Poor people, ew. (they all laugh)

It seems Twin Pines has
hired a new golf pro. - Birdies

It seems Twin Pines has hired a new golf pro.

(man laughs) - Birdies

(both laugh) - Birdies

So what exactly do we need to
know about this Baxter guy? - Birdies

So what exactly do we need to know about this Baxter guy?

(car engine roaring) - Birdies

(car engine roaring)

There's a bunch of bugs- - Birdies

There's a bunch of bugs-

And she was a doctor secretary,
and she was a doctor, too. - Birdies

And she was a doctor secretary, and she was a doctor, too.

So you know how you've always been saying - Birdies

So you know how you've always been saying

But the cool part is I got a new job. - Birdies

But the cool part is I got a new job.

And what are you doing at Twin Pines? - Birdies

And what are you doing at Twin Pines?

So you just need to get out of my house. - Birdies

So you just need to get out of my house.

Please don't use that thing without me - Birdies

Please don't use that thing without me

(thunder rumbling) - Birdies

(thunder rumbling)

(door bangs) - Birdies

I met Conroy yesterday, and Nick. - Birdies

I met Conroy yesterday, and Nick.

Hey Jake! Someone unjammed
the back door, that's awesome. - Birdies

Hey Jake! Someone unjammed the back door, that's awesom...

Hey, pacha-mama of the
Aztec nation welcomes you. - Birdies

Hey, pacha-mama of the Aztec nation welcomes you.

He drives the picker cart,
which you demolished, - Birdies

He drives the picker cart, which you demolished,

I say a medium shirt, 32 by 30 pants. - Birdies

I say a medium shirt, 32 by 30 pants.

So you guys all just drink
as soon as the day starts. - Birdies

So you guys all just drink as soon as the day starts.

So just to be clear, what
exactly is my job supposed to be? - Birdies

So just to be clear, what exactly is my job supposed to be?

You know, go out to
the range and practice, - Birdies

You know, go out to the range and practice,

All right, so this is
where you'll be schmoozing - Birdies

All right, so this is where you'll be schmoozing

Fred, easy, it's his first day. - Birdies

Fred, easy, it's his first day.

If I have one drink, then within the hour, - Birdies

If I have one drink, then within the hour,

Not only do we need to fix this place up, - Birdies

Not only do we need to fix this place up,

And if Jake is sober, God help him, - Birdies

And if Jake is sober, God help him,

Now who besides the three of
us here can actually play golf? - Birdies

Now who besides the three of us here can actually play golf?

My dad started the Dixie
when he built this club, - Birdies

My dad started the Dixie when he built this club,

We could do like a yard sale of some sort. - Birdies

We could do like a yard sale of some sort.

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Twin Pines, a failing country club where maintaining a buzz is par for the course, hires a new Golf Pro to help them get back on track before their rivals at the snooty Magnolia Pointe puts them out of business for good.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Troy Carlton

Writer: Troy Carlton, Dave Longo, Nate Panning

Production: Lighthouse Films,Crane House Film

Genre: comedy, sport

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.3

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 22 Feb 2022

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.birdiesthemovie.com/