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Birdies

Twin Pines, a failing country club where maintaining a buzz is par for the course, hires a new Golf Pro to help them get back on track before their rivals at the snooty Magnolia Pointe puts them out of business for good.

Director

Troy Carlton

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Lighthouse Films,Crane House Film

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https://www.birdiesthemovie.com/

Charlie

Jake

Ryan O'Flanagan

Nick

Sarah

Adrian

Jarvis

Fred

Brandy

Shainski

Mikels

Eñejo

Dogleg

Emily

Caroline Cahill

Gladys

Michele Seidman

Gary

Thomas

Pop

EMT 1

EMT 2

Board Member

Doctor Lloyd

Rodney

Austin Guilliams

Jessica

Darcy Dobbins

Dan Conroy

Young Charlie

Louie Chaplin Moss

Khalil

John Nightly

Marvin Gleeman

John Ingersall

Marshall

Scott Curtis Adams

Lucy Underwood

Busboy

Dean

Nurse Lee

Guy Peeing

James Monaco Jr.

Pop's Dog

Pro Tips Pro 1

Pro Tips Pro 2

Twin Pines Golfer

Golf Cart Driver

Guy in Clubhouse

Tournament Camera Guy 1

Restaurant Patron

Restaurant Patron

Ivette Sepulveda

Restaurant Patron

Restaurant Patron

Restaurant Patron

Restaurant Patron

Denise Shepherd

Restaurant Patron

Restaurant Patron

Tournament Crowd

Tournament Crowd

Tournament Crowd

Tournament Crowd

Tournament Crowd

Davis Cleveland

Tournament Crowd

Alec Remi Beatty

Tournament Crowd

Tournament Crowd

Snake

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We lose the tournament, we lose the money, - Birdies

We lose the tournament, we lose the money,

So Conroy, do I have to play
against other like, club pros? - Birdies

So Conroy, do I have to play against other like, club pros?

Jake, many psychologists
affirm that malicious feelings - Birdies

Jake, many psychologists affirm that malicious feelings

We're fine, we're in love. - Birdies

We're fine, we're in love.

When I was in college, on the golf team, - Birdies

When I was in college, on the golf team,

(classical music) - Birdies

(classical music)

Your application has been submitted, - Birdies

Your application has been submitted,

Oh, I was-- - Birdies

You know that applicant
that was just in here - Birdies

You know that applicant that was just in here

Unconventional,
non-traditional, different. - Birdies

Unconventional, non-traditional, different.

All business aside, that
offer for that second drink - Birdies

All business aside, that offer for that second drink

Oh, you know, I am just really exhausted. - Birdies

Oh, you know, I am just really exhausted.

We've got the Dixie tournament coming up - Birdies

We've got the Dixie tournament coming up

The team is gonna be
Jake, Nick and myself, - Birdies

The team is gonna be Jake, Nick and myself,

That'd be Shane when he's sober, - Birdies

That'd be Shane when he's sober,

Jake, all I know is that
you gotta beat that douche - Birdies

Jake, all I know is that you gotta beat that douche

I haven't seen you since
you were being a loser, - Birdies

I haven't seen you since you were being a loser,

(all laugh) - Birdies

Believe it or not, this tiny little boy - Birdies

Believe it or not, this tiny little boy

Maybe you people haven't realized this, - Birdies

Maybe you people haven't realized this,

Trying to figure out what
happened to this shithole. - Birdies

Trying to figure out what happened to this shithole.

Hey sweetie, how about three beers, stat. - Birdies

Hey sweetie, how about three beers, stat.

(they laugh) - Birdies

(both laugh) - Birdies

I promise you Baxter, I am a huge asshole. - Birdies

I promise you Baxter, I am a huge asshole.

So just absorb that negativity,
turn it into something good. - Birdies

So just absorb that negativity, turn it into something good.

Can you come with me
though just 'cause you can, - Birdies

Can you come with me though just 'cause you can,

Jake, I cannot wait to see how
you perform in competition. - Birdies

Jake, I cannot wait to see how you perform in competition.

10 hookers from just
like the yellow pages. - Birdies

10 hookers from just like the yellow pages.

But then also a pound of
weed, half a gallon of jack. - Birdies

But then also a pound of weed, half a gallon of jack.

133 beers, I think they
counted, and ounce of coke. - Birdies

133 beers, I think they counted, and ounce of coke.

So we did that and then poppers
and then half a tab of acid. - Birdies

So we did that and then poppers and then half a tab of acid.

I invited her into bed
with us and then she knew - Birdies

I invited her into bed with us and then she knew

You're together seven years, - Birdies

You're together seven years,

So back to this whole you not playing golf - Birdies

So back to this whole you not playing golf

Can we get you back out for
another round or five tomorrow. - Birdies

Can we get you back out for another round or five tomorrow.

Jake, historically, we've
not had the best relationship - Birdies

Jake, historically, we've not had the best relationship

You know the rumors
that he's in the closet - Birdies

You know the rumors that he's in the closet

(car engine revving) - Birdies

(car engine revving)

If you quit, you have sex again. - Birdies

If you quit, you have sex again.

We have a roasted bird with
brown rice and asparagus. - Birdies

We have a roasted bird with brown rice and asparagus.

It's just comfy. - Birdies

It's just comfy.

Brandy, you can't keep blaming golf - Birdies

Brandy, you can't keep blaming golf

If I can't blame golf
then who can I blame? - Birdies

If I can't blame golf then who can I blame?

No sex because golf. - Birdies

No sex because golf.

(porn music starts) - Birdies

(porn music starts)

(golf club bangs, misses) - Birdies

(golf club bangs, misses)

Dogleg, I would say probably just no, - Birdies

Dogleg, I would say probably just no,

Shainski, I know you
wanna have a wide stance - Birdies

Shainski, I know you wanna have a wide stance

But if you narrow that stance, - Birdies

But if you narrow that stance,

Mikels bend those knees,
tighten up a little bit, - Birdies

Mikels bend those knees, tighten up a little bit,

Eñejo, are those gardening gloves? - Birdies

Eñejo, are those gardening gloves?

Okay everyone, if your
ball did not go past - Birdies

Okay everyone, if your ball did not go past

Go ahead and feel free
to make your way back - Birdies

Go ahead and feel free to make your way back

(Mikels laughs) - Birdies

(Mikels laughs)

(man laughs) - Birdies

How about, - Birdies

(phone chimes) - Birdies

I haven't even said one word to this guy - Birdies

I haven't even said one word to this guy

(phone chiming) - Birdies

(phone chiming)

(phone chimes) - Birdies

A cocktail and a bite. - Birdies

A cocktail and a bite.

No strings attached. - Birdies

No strings attached.

I've been to like a thousand
doctor since college - Birdies

I've been to like a thousand doctor since college

For we are all our own shaman, Jake. - Birdies

For we are all our own shaman, Jake.

(island music) - Birdies

It was my daughter's idea, I just... - Birdies

It was my daughter's idea, I just...

I took a nap, I just gotta
get back up to speed. - Birdies

I took a nap, I just gotta get back up to speed.

But this individual just
is not in your class. - Birdies

But this individual just is not in your class.

You're gonna apologize
after I've taken my foot - Birdies

You're gonna apologize after I've taken my foot

I'm sorry, Conroy, that
you're such a loser. - Birdies

I'm sorry, Conroy, that you're such a loser.

I'll bet you 25 grand on the Dixie - Birdies

I'll bet you 25 grand on the Dixie

I don't care what type of
shape Twin Pines is in. - Birdies

I don't care what type of shape Twin Pines is in.

We have more integrity
in one blade of grass - Birdies

We have more integrity in one blade of grass

Well, let's put up a little wager. - Birdies

Well, let's put up a little wager.

You'd put your club up
in a bet against me? - Birdies

You'd put your club up in a bet against me?

(ambulance siren wailing) - Birdies

(ambulance siren wailing)

He was just talking to someone - Birdies

He was just talking to someone

(ambulance door thuds) - Birdies

(ambulance door thuds)

(ambulance sirens wailing) - Birdies

(ambulance sirens wailing)

Good morning, Charles, I'm Dr. Lloyd. - Birdies

Good morning, Charles, I'm Dr. Lloyd.

Well, you're pretty lucky that your friend - Birdies

Well, you're pretty lucky that your friend

Well, according to your chart, - Birdies

Well, according to your chart,

So we'd really like to
keep you one more night, - Birdies

So we'd really like to keep you one more night,

But Charles I highly
recommend some extreme - Birdies

But Charles I highly recommend some extreme

I'll be back in a couple
hours of check on you, buddy. - Birdies

I'll be back in a couple hours of check on you, buddy.

If I'm gonna play in the
Dixie, I'm gonna get- - Birdies

If I'm gonna play in the Dixie, I'm gonna get-

But Conroy, you just- - Birdies

But Conroy, you just-

My dad built Twin Pines
and I can't lose it. - Birdies

My dad built Twin Pines and I can't lose it.

(door thuds) - Birdies

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Twin Pines, a failing country club where maintaining a buzz is par for the course, hires a new Golf Pro to help them get back on track before their rivals at the snooty Magnolia Pointe puts them out of business for good.

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Director: Troy Carlton

Writer: Troy Carlton, Dave Longo, Nate Panning

Production: Lighthouse Films,Crane House Film

Genre: comedy, sport

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.3

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 22 Feb 2022

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.birdiesthemovie.com/