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And if Jake is sober, God help him
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And if Jake is sober, God help him, maybe that will improve our chances

And if Jake is sober, God help him, maybe that will improve our chances

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And if Jake is sober, God help him,
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maybe that will improve our chances.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:16
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, sport
Production
Lighthouse Films,Crane House Film

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Movie Summary

Twin Pines, a failing country club where maintaining a buzz is par for the course, hires a new Golf Pro to help them get back on track before their rivals at the snooty Magnolia Pointe puts them out of business for good.
Now who besides the three of us here can actually play golf? - Birdies 00:05
Now who besides the three of us here can actually play golf?
My dad started the Dixie when he built this club, - Birdies 00:06
My dad started the Dixie when he built this club,
We could do like a yard sale of some sort. - Birdies 00:05
We could do like a yard sale of some sort.
We lose the tournament, we lose the money, - Birdies 00:07
We lose the tournament, we lose the money,
So Conroy, do I have to play against other like, club pros? - Birdies 00:06
So Conroy, do I have to play against other like, club pros?
Jake, many psychologists affirm that malicious feelings - Birdies 00:09
Jake, many psychologists affirm that malicious feelings
We're fine, we're in love. - Birdies 00:05
We're fine, we're in love.
When I was in college, on the golf team, - Birdies 00:08
When I was in college, on the golf team,
(classical music) - Birdies 00:11
(classical music)
Your application has been submitted, - Birdies 00:07
Your application has been submitted,
Oh, I was-- - Birdies 00:07
Oh, I was--
You know that applicant that was just in here - Birdies 00:09
You know that applicant that was just in here
Unconventional, non-traditional, different. - Birdies 00:06
Unconventional, non-traditional, different.
All business aside, that offer for that second drink - Birdies 00:08
All business aside, that offer for that second drink
Oh, you know, I am just really exhausted. - Birdies 00:07
Oh, you know, I am just really exhausted.
We've got the Dixie tournament coming up - Birdies 00:07
We've got the Dixie tournament coming up
The team is gonna be Jake, Nick and myself, - Birdies 00:10
The team is gonna be Jake, Nick and myself,
That'd be Shane when he's sober, - Birdies 00:06
That'd be Shane when he's sober,
Jake, all I know is that you gotta beat that douche - Birdies 00:06
Jake, all I know is that you gotta beat that douche
I haven't seen you since you were being a loser, - Birdies 00:07
I haven't seen you since you were being a loser,