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Birdies

(both laugh) I do!

(both laugh) I do!

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(both laugh)
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I do!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:49
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, sport
Production
Lighthouse Films,Crane House Film

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Movie Summary

Twin Pines, a failing country club where maintaining a buzz is par for the course, hires a new Golf Pro to help them get back on track before their rivals at the snooty Magnolia Pointe puts them out of business for good.
I promise you Baxter, I am a huge asshole. - Birdies 00:05
I promise you Baxter, I am a huge asshole.
So just absorb that negativity, turn it into something good. - Birdies 00:06
So just absorb that negativity, turn it into something good.
Can you come with me though just 'cause you can, - Birdies 00:07
Can you come with me though just 'cause you can,
Jake, I cannot wait to see how you perform in competition. - Birdies 00:05
Jake, I cannot wait to see how you perform in competition.
10 hookers from just like the yellow pages. - Birdies 00:07
10 hookers from just like the yellow pages.
But then also a pound of weed, half a gallon of jack. - Birdies 00:06
But then also a pound of weed, half a gallon of jack.
133 beers, I think they counted, and ounce of coke. - Birdies 00:07
133 beers, I think they counted, and ounce of coke.
So we did that and then poppers and then half a tab of acid. - Birdies 00:06
So we did that and then poppers and then half a tab of acid.
I invited her into bed with us and then she knew - Birdies 00:09
I invited her into bed with us and then she knew
You're together seven years, - Birdies 00:06
You're together seven years,
So back to this whole you not playing golf - Birdies 00:06
So back to this whole you not playing golf
Can we get you back out for another round or five tomorrow. - Birdies 00:06
Can we get you back out for another round or five tomorrow.
Jake, historically, we've not had the best relationship - Birdies 00:07
Jake, historically, we've not had the best relationship
You know the rumors that he's in the closet - Birdies 00:05
You know the rumors that he's in the closet
(car engine revving) - Birdies 00:05
(car engine revving)
If you quit, you have sex again. - Birdies 00:06
If you quit, you have sex again.
We have a roasted bird with brown rice and asparagus. - Birdies 00:07
We have a roasted bird with brown rice and asparagus.
It's just comfy. - Birdies 00:07
It's just comfy.
Brandy, you can't keep blaming golf - Birdies 00:07
Brandy, you can't keep blaming golf
If I can't blame golf then who can I blame? - Birdies 00:06
If I can't blame golf then who can I blame?