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How's everybody looking,everybody playing okay?

How's everybody looking,
everybody playing okay?

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How's everybody looking, everybody playing okay?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
01:12:59
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy, sport
Production
Lighthouse Films,Crane House Film

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Movie Summary

Twin Pines, a failing country club where maintaining a buzz is par for the course, hires a new Golf Pro to help them get back on track before their rivals at the snooty Magnolia Pointe puts them out of business for good.
You just got outta the hospital, you are not playing. - Birdies 00:06
You just got outta the hospital, you are not playing.
Look, I need to go practice so that you all - Birdies 00:07
Look, I need to go practice so that you all
Dogleg, we got a tee time for boss man step. - Birdies 00:05
Dogleg, we got a tee time for boss man step.
Not listening to you and we will reconvene later. - Birdies 00:05
Not listening to you and we will reconvene later.
Well, I don't understand what God's done to me. - Birdies 00:06
Well, I don't understand what God's done to me.
'cause I'm short in the britches and long off the tee... - Birdies 00:07
'cause I'm short in the britches and long off the ...
I've hit every fairway since I've been alive... - Birdies 00:06
I've hit every fairway since I've been alive...
But Jesus won't give me no sexual drive. - Birdies 00:06
But Jesus won't give me no sexual drive.
Well I've got lots of balls and I'm always in clubs. - Birdies 00:06
Well I've got lots of balls and I'm always in club...
And I've hooked up with skinnies and crazies and chubs... - Birdies 00:06
And I've hooked up with skinnies and crazies and chubs....
I've dated some ladies that were awful fun... - Birdies 00:06
I've dated some ladies that were awful fun...
But I ain't never got to the hole-in-one. - Birdies 00:07
But I ain't never got to the hole-in-one.
Okay, so you're bit all over the place out there - Birdies 00:10
Okay, so you're bit all over the place out there
[Fred] Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to Khalil, - Birdies 00:08
[Fred] Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to Khalil,
Is he now? Would you maybe be interested in playing - Birdies 00:06
Is he now? Would you maybe be interested in playing
We got an extra spot and sure wanna beat the shit - Birdies 00:06
We got an extra spot and sure wanna beat the shit
That's fucking- 10 seconds ago, - Birdies 00:06
That's fucking- 10 seconds ago,
Well, as my dad used to say, - Birdies 00:13
Well, as my dad used to say,
(golf club bangs) - Birdies 00:08
(golf club bangs)
(dramatic music) - Birdies 00:07
(dramatic music)