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I was seriously just getting ready
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I was seriously just getting ready to give that back to her

I was seriously just getting ready to give that back to her

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I was seriously just getting ready
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to give that back to her.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
01:11:13
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, sport
Production
Lighthouse Films,Crane House Film

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Movie Summary

Twin Pines, a failing country club where maintaining a buzz is par for the course, hires a new Golf Pro to help them get back on track before their rivals at the snooty Magnolia Pointe puts them out of business for good.
(dance muscic) - Birdies 00:06
(dance muscic)
He doesn't drink anymore, - Birdies 00:05
He doesn't drink anymore,
The doctor says I need to give the ticker time to catch up. - Birdies 00:07
The doctor says I need to give the ticker time to catch up.
The golf club is operating marginally, sir, - Birdies 00:11
The golf club is operating marginally, sir,
Like I said, this machine is pretty much running itself, - Birdies 00:06
Like I said, this machine is pretty much running itself,
Yeah, Eñejo just finished all the new signage - Birdies 00:07
Yeah, Eñejo just finished all the new signage
That's obviously, that's not true, - Birdies 00:06
That's obviously, that's not true,
How's everybody looking, everybody playing okay? - Birdies 00:05
How's everybody looking, everybody playing okay?
You just got outta the hospital, you are not playing. - Birdies 00:06
You just got outta the hospital, you are not playing.
Look, I need to go practice so that you all - Birdies 00:07
Look, I need to go practice so that you all
Dogleg, we got a tee time for boss man step. - Birdies 00:05
Dogleg, we got a tee time for boss man step.
Not listening to you and we will reconvene later. - Birdies 00:05
Not listening to you and we will reconvene later.
Well, I don't understand what God's done to me. - Birdies 00:06
Well, I don't understand what God's done to me.
'cause I'm short in the britches and long off the tee... - Birdies 00:07
'cause I'm short in the britches and long off the ...
I've hit every fairway since I've been alive... - Birdies 00:06
I've hit every fairway since I've been alive...
But Jesus won't give me no sexual drive. - Birdies 00:06
But Jesus won't give me no sexual drive.
Well I've got lots of balls and I'm always in clubs. - Birdies 00:06
Well I've got lots of balls and I'm always in club...
And I've hooked up with skinnies and crazies and chubs... - Birdies 00:06
And I've hooked up with skinnies and crazies and chubs....
I've dated some ladies that were awful fun... - Birdies 00:06
I've dated some ladies that were awful fun...
But I ain't never got to the hole-in-one. - Birdies 00:07
But I ain't never got to the hole-in-one.