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If my girl finds out, she willliterally cut my dick off

If my girl finds out, she will
literally cut my dick off

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If my girl finds out, she will literally cut my dick off.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:21
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, sport
Production
Lighthouse Films,Crane House Film

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Movie Summary

Twin Pines, a failing country club where maintaining a buzz is par for the course, hires a new Golf Pro to help them get back on track before their rivals at the snooty Magnolia Pointe puts them out of business for good.
Sir, I know secrets men have died for. - Birdies 00:05
Sir, I know secrets men have died for.
[Nick opens beer] - Birdies 00:09
[Nick opens beer]
She says there's this card key underneath the mat, - Birdies 00:09
She says there's this card key underneath the mat,
The bathroom would be right there, but there was a, - Birdies 00:07
The bathroom would be right there, but there was a,
On an item number A2415. - Birdies 00:06
On an item number A2415.
Yes, sir, I have two of those - Birdies 00:05
Yes, sir, I have two of those
But it's fine, my wife loves him- - Birdies 00:06
But it's fine, my wife loves him-
(golf ball whistles) - Birdies 00:07
(golf ball whistles)
So, what are the rules on the participants - Birdies 00:06
So, what are the rules on the participants
Employees and members, even I know that. - Birdies 00:05
Employees and members, even I know that.
Hey, that was pretty incredible on the range there. - Birdies 00:06
Hey, that was pretty incredible on the range there.
(phone rings) - Birdies 00:05
(phone rings)
Janice Wieman has called three times! - Birdies 00:05
Janice Wieman has called three times!
[Pop] You've been outta- - Birdies 00:05
[Pop] You've been outta-
Oh yeah, my college days. - Birdies 00:06
Oh yeah, my college days.
Of half your current pay, - Birdies 00:05
Of half your current pay,
I can't, she's rich and beautiful, so. - Birdies 00:06
I can't, she's rich and beautiful, so.
It's literally anything but golf is allowed. - Birdies 00:06
It's literally anything but golf is allowed.
It's okay Jake, you're fired. - Birdies 00:05
It's okay Jake, you're fired.
(pat on back) - Birdies 00:06
(pat on back)