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It's a cactus and you chop it up and you boil it
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It's a cactus and you chopit up and you boil it

It's a cactus and you chop
it up and you boil it

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It's a cactus and you chop it up and you boil it.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
01:08:14
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy, sport
Production
Lighthouse Films,Crane House Film

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Movie Summary

Twin Pines, a failing country club where maintaining a buzz is par for the course, hires a new Golf Pro to help them get back on track before their rivals at the snooty Magnolia Pointe puts them out of business for good.
And you have to sit in a tent and you have to drink this. - Birdies 00:06
And you have to sit in a tent and you have to drink this.
And when you wake up, everything is a million pieces - Birdies 00:09
And when you wake up, everything is a million pieces
This is all happening again because of golf, Jake. - Birdies 00:07
This is all happening again because of golf, Jake.
(instrumental music) - Birdies 00:05
(instrumental music)
You got it, need to pick up some weed anyway. - Birdies 00:05
You got it, need to pick up some weed anyway.
I was seriously just getting ready - Birdies 00:05
I was seriously just getting ready
(dance muscic) - Birdies 00:06
(dance muscic)
He doesn't drink anymore, - Birdies 00:05
He doesn't drink anymore,
The doctor says I need to give the ticker time to catch up. - Birdies 00:07
The doctor says I need to give the ticker time to catch up.
The golf club is operating marginally, sir, - Birdies 00:11
The golf club is operating marginally, sir,
Like I said, this machine is pretty much running itself, - Birdies 00:06
Like I said, this machine is pretty much running itself,
Yeah, Eñejo just finished all the new signage - Birdies 00:07
Yeah, Eñejo just finished all the new signage
That's obviously, that's not true, - Birdies 00:06
That's obviously, that's not true,
How's everybody looking, everybody playing okay? - Birdies 00:05
How's everybody looking, everybody playing okay?
You just got outta the hospital, you are not playing. - Birdies 00:06
You just got outta the hospital, you are not playing.
Look, I need to go practice so that you all - Birdies 00:07
Look, I need to go practice so that you all
Dogleg, we got a tee time for boss man step. - Birdies 00:05
Dogleg, we got a tee time for boss man step.
Not listening to you and we will reconvene later. - Birdies 00:05
Not listening to you and we will reconvene later.
Well, I don't understand what God's done to me. - Birdies 00:06
Well, I don't understand what God's done to me.
'cause I'm short in the britches and long off the tee... - Birdies 00:07
'cause I'm short in the britches and long off the ...