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I've hit every fairway since I've been alive
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I've hit every fairwaysince I've been alive

I've hit every fairway
since I've been alive

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I've hit every fairway since I've been alive...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
01:16:11
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, sport
Production
Lighthouse Films,Crane House Film

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Movie Summary

Twin Pines, a failing country club where maintaining a buzz is par for the course, hires a new Golf Pro to help them get back on track before their rivals at the snooty Magnolia Pointe puts them out of business for good.
But Jesus won't give me no sexual drive. - Birdies 00:06
But Jesus won't give me no sexual drive.
Well I've got lots of balls and I'm always in clubs. - Birdies 00:06
Well I've got lots of balls and I'm always in club...
And I've hooked up with skinnies and crazies and chubs... - Birdies 00:06
And I've hooked up with skinnies and crazies and chubs....
I've dated some ladies that were awful fun... - Birdies 00:06
I've dated some ladies that were awful fun...
But I ain't never got to the hole-in-one. - Birdies 00:07
But I ain't never got to the hole-in-one.
Okay, so you're bit all over the place out there - Birdies 00:10
Okay, so you're bit all over the place out there
[Fred] Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to Khalil, - Birdies 00:08
[Fred] Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to Khalil,
Is he now? Would you maybe be interested in playing - Birdies 00:06
Is he now? Would you maybe be interested in playing
We got an extra spot and sure wanna beat the shit - Birdies 00:06
We got an extra spot and sure wanna beat the shit
That's fucking- 10 seconds ago, - Birdies 00:06
That's fucking- 10 seconds ago,
Well, as my dad used to say, - Birdies 00:13
Well, as my dad used to say,
(golf club bangs) - Birdies 00:08
(golf club bangs)
(dramatic music) - Birdies 00:07
(dramatic music)
Wind whisping through the Bermuda grass. - Birdies 00:06
Wind whisping through the Bermuda grass.
[Lucy Overwood] Welcome to the 30th annual, - Birdies 00:10
[Lucy Overwood] Welcome to the 30th annual,
[Marvin] Welcome to another Dixie invitational - Birdies 00:06
[Marvin] Welcome to another Dixie invitational
Today, the big focus is Adrian Boyd, - Birdies 00:14
Today, the big focus is Adrian Boyd,
What are Jake Baxter's chances, John, - Birdies 00:07
What are Jake Baxter's chances, John,
[John Ingersall] These guys from Twin Pines - Birdies 00:07
[John Ingersall] These guys from Twin Pines
And they have as much chance as a preacher's daughter - Birdies 00:05
And they have as much chance as a preacher's daughter