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Jake, all I know is that you gotta beat that douche
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Jake, all I know is thatyou gotta beat that douche at Magnolia Pointe

Jake, all I know is that
you gotta beat that douche at Magnolia Pointe

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Jake, all I know is that you gotta beat that douche
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at Magnolia Pointe.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:27
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, sport
Production
Lighthouse Films,Crane House Film

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Movie Summary

Twin Pines, a failing country club where maintaining a buzz is par for the course, hires a new Golf Pro to help them get back on track before their rivals at the snooty Magnolia Pointe puts them out of business for good.
I haven't seen you since you were being a loser, - Birdies 00:07
I haven't seen you since you were being a loser,
(all laugh) - Birdies 00:07
(all laugh)
Believe it or not, this tiny little boy - Birdies 00:06
Believe it or not, this tiny little boy
Maybe you people haven't realized this, - Birdies 00:14
Maybe you people haven't realized this,
Trying to figure out what happened to this shithole. - Birdies 00:05
Trying to figure out what happened to this shithole.
Hey sweetie, how about three beers, stat. - Birdies 00:05
Hey sweetie, how about three beers, stat.
(they laugh) - Birdies 00:05
(they laugh)
(both laugh) - Birdies 00:06
(both laugh)
I promise you Baxter, I am a huge asshole. - Birdies 00:05
I promise you Baxter, I am a huge asshole.
So just absorb that negativity, turn it into something good. - Birdies 00:06
So just absorb that negativity, turn it into something good.
Can you come with me though just 'cause you can, - Birdies 00:07
Can you come with me though just 'cause you can,
Jake, I cannot wait to see how you perform in competition. - Birdies 00:05
Jake, I cannot wait to see how you perform in competition.
10 hookers from just like the yellow pages. - Birdies 00:07
10 hookers from just like the yellow pages.
But then also a pound of weed, half a gallon of jack. - Birdies 00:06
But then also a pound of weed, half a gallon of jack.
133 beers, I think they counted, and ounce of coke. - Birdies 00:07
133 beers, I think they counted, and ounce of coke.
So we did that and then poppers and then half a tab of acid. - Birdies 00:06
So we did that and then poppers and then half a tab of acid.
I invited her into bed with us and then she knew - Birdies 00:09
I invited her into bed with us and then she knew
You're together seven years, - Birdies 00:06
You're together seven years,
So back to this whole you not playing golf - Birdies 00:06
So back to this whole you not playing golf
Can we get you back out for another round or five tomorrow. - Birdies 00:06
Can we get you back out for another round or five tomorrow.