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The only future you have in golf
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The only future you have in golf is at Twin Pines killing bugs

The only future you have in golf is at Twin Pines killing bugs

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The only future you have in golf
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is at Twin Pines killing bugs.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:49
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy, sport
Production
Lighthouse Films,Crane House Film

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Movie Summary

Twin Pines, a failing country club where maintaining a buzz is par for the course, hires a new Golf Pro to help them get back on track before their rivals at the snooty Magnolia Pointe puts them out of business for good.
Ouch, that was so mean. - Birdies 00:05
Ouch, that was so mean.
(car engine revving) - Birdies 00:14
(car engine revving)
(golf cart whirring) - Birdies 00:09
(golf cart whirring)
(Gladys belches) - Birdies 00:05
(Gladys belches)
Gladys needs a little assistance by the ninth hole Tee. - Birdies 00:05
Gladys needs a little assistance by the ninth hole Tee.
(siren wailing) - Birdies 00:06
(siren wailing)
(golf carts buzzing) - Birdies 00:05
(golf carts buzzing)
Shainski had a big night, sex with a dude, again. - Birdies 00:06
Shainski had a big night, sex with a dude, again.
It's called being experimental, Mikels, - Birdies 00:07
It's called being experimental, Mikels,
Jarvis Boyd is the tournament director this year, - Birdies 00:07
Jarvis Boyd is the tournament director this year,
Any club that hasn't won - Birdies 00:05
Any club that hasn't won
Or, hear me, - Birdies 00:06
Or, hear me,
It's our year to host the Dixie, - Birdies 00:06
It's our year to host the Dixie,
Wrong, I met her on a dating app, - Birdies 00:06
Wrong, I met her on a dating app,
Court your online hussies somewhere else. - Birdies 00:06
Court your online hussies somewhere else.
Some cultures in the Amazon believe roaches - Birdies 00:06
Some cultures in the Amazon believe roaches
Man, we really like that club credit thing around here, - Birdies 00:08
Man, we really like that club credit thing around here,
I'll give you a small discount for a bucket of balls - Birdies 00:07
I'll give you a small discount for a bucket of balls
If my girl finds out, she will literally cut my dick off. - Birdies 00:05
If my girl finds out, she will literally cut my dick off.
Sir, I know secrets men have died for. - Birdies 00:05
Sir, I know secrets men have died for.