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We have more integrityin one blade of grass than you've got in thatwhole generic piece of...

We have more integrity
in one blade of grass than you've got in that
whole generic piece of shit club of yours

Full Transcript

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We have more integrity in one blade of grass
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than you've got in that whole generic piece of shit
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club of yours.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:36
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, sport
Production
Lighthouse Films,Crane House Film

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Movie Summary

Twin Pines, a failing country club where maintaining a buzz is par for the course, hires a new Golf Pro to help them get back on track before their rivals at the snooty Magnolia Pointe puts them out of business for good.
Well, let's put up a little wager. - Birdies 00:05
Well, let's put up a little wager.
You'd put your club up in a bet against me? - Birdies 00:05
You'd put your club up in a bet against me?
(ambulance siren wailing) - Birdies 00:06
(ambulance siren wailing)
He was just talking to someone - Birdies 00:10
He was just talking to someone
(ambulance door thuds) - Birdies 00:05
(ambulance door thuds)
(ambulance sirens wailing) - Birdies 00:06
(ambulance sirens wailing)
Good morning, Charles, I'm Dr. Lloyd. - Birdies 00:06
Good morning, Charles, I'm Dr. Lloyd.
Well, you're pretty lucky that your friend - Birdies 00:09
Well, you're pretty lucky that your friend
Well, according to your chart, - Birdies 00:09
Well, according to your chart,
So we'd really like to keep you one more night, - Birdies 00:07
So we'd really like to keep you one more night,
But Charles I highly recommend some extreme - Birdies 00:08
But Charles I highly recommend some extreme
I'll be back in a couple hours of check on you, buddy. - Birdies 00:05
I'll be back in a couple hours of check on you, buddy.
If I'm gonna play in the Dixie, I'm gonna get- - Birdies 00:07
If I'm gonna play in the Dixie, I'm gonna get-
But Conroy, you just- - Birdies 00:09
But Conroy, you just-
My dad built Twin Pines and I can't lose it. - Birdies 00:07
My dad built Twin Pines and I can't lose it.
(door thuds) - Birdies 00:09
(door thuds)
Channel your energy into fixing your hip - Birdies 00:05
Channel your energy into fixing your hip
This is Twin Pine source of spiritual energy, Jake. - Birdies 00:05
This is Twin Pine source of spiritual energy, Jake.
Except we're going to be doing it with your... - Birdies 00:05
Except we're going to be doing it with your...
Not your mom, no, your m- mi- - Birdies 00:05
Not your mom, no, your m- mi-