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We've got the Dixie tournament coming up and short story shorter, we have to win

We've got the Dixie tournament coming up and short story shorter, we have to win

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We've got the Dixie tournament coming up
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and short story shorter, we have to win.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:00
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, sport
Production
Lighthouse Films,Crane House Film

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Movie Summary

Twin Pines, a failing country club where maintaining a buzz is par for the course, hires a new Golf Pro to help them get back on track before their rivals at the snooty Magnolia Pointe puts them out of business for good.
The team is gonna be Jake, Nick and myself, - Birdies 00:10
The team is gonna be Jake, Nick and myself,
That'd be Shane when he's sober, - Birdies 00:06
That'd be Shane when he's sober,
Jake, all I know is that you gotta beat that douche - Birdies 00:06
Jake, all I know is that you gotta beat that douche
I haven't seen you since you were being a loser, - Birdies 00:07
I haven't seen you since you were being a loser,
(all laugh) - Birdies 00:07
(all laugh)
Believe it or not, this tiny little boy - Birdies 00:06
Believe it or not, this tiny little boy
Maybe you people haven't realized this, - Birdies 00:14
Maybe you people haven't realized this,
Trying to figure out what happened to this shithole. - Birdies 00:05
Trying to figure out what happened to this shithole.
Hey sweetie, how about three beers, stat. - Birdies 00:05
Hey sweetie, how about three beers, stat.
(they laugh) - Birdies 00:05
(they laugh)
(both laugh) - Birdies 00:06
(both laugh)
I promise you Baxter, I am a huge asshole. - Birdies 00:05
I promise you Baxter, I am a huge asshole.
So just absorb that negativity, turn it into something good. - Birdies 00:06
So just absorb that negativity, turn it into something good.
Can you come with me though just 'cause you can, - Birdies 00:07
Can you come with me though just 'cause you can,
Jake, I cannot wait to see how you perform in competition. - Birdies 00:05
Jake, I cannot wait to see how you perform in competition.
10 hookers from just like the yellow pages. - Birdies 00:07
10 hookers from just like the yellow pages.
But then also a pound of weed, half a gallon of jack. - Birdies 00:06
But then also a pound of weed, half a gallon of jack.
133 beers, I think they counted, and ounce of coke. - Birdies 00:07
133 beers, I think they counted, and ounce of coke.
So we did that and then poppers and then half a tab of acid. - Birdies 00:06
So we did that and then poppers and then half a tab of acid.
I invited her into bed with us and then she knew - Birdies 00:09
I invited her into bed with us and then she knew