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What are Jake Baxter's chances, John
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What are Jake Baxter's chances, John, and what does his competitionlook like this year?

What are Jake Baxter's chances, John, and what does his competition
look like this year?

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What are Jake Baxter's chances, John,
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and what does his competition look like this year?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
01:22:35
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, sport
Production
Lighthouse Films,Crane House Film

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Movie Summary

Twin Pines, a failing country club where maintaining a buzz is par for the course, hires a new Golf Pro to help them get back on track before their rivals at the snooty Magnolia Pointe puts them out of business for good.
[John Ingersall] These guys from Twin Pines - Birdies 00:07
[John Ingersall] These guys from Twin Pines
And they have as much chance as a preacher's daughter - Birdies 00:05
And they have as much chance as a preacher's daughter
But Baxter had a promising future - Birdies 00:12
But Baxter had a promising future
Today he looks for redemption as he plays - Birdies 00:11
Today he looks for redemption as he plays
- That's right and they have a surprise entrant. - Birdies 00:05
- That's right and they have a surprise entrant.
International legend, the pro golfer, John Nightly. - Birdies 00:06
International legend, the pro golfer, John Nightly.
[John Nightly] Baby, what do you want from a man?! - Birdies 00:05
[John Nightly] Baby, what do you want from a man?!
His great aunt was a member of Magnolia Pointe, - Birdies 00:06
His great aunt was a member of Magnolia Pointe,
- [Marvin] And that's the first shot at the Dixie Classic, - Birdies 00:10
- [Marvin] And that's the first shot at the Dixie Class...
[Ingersall] That's right next up, - Birdies 00:08
[Ingersall] That's right next up,
- Look, I don't know anything about these fucking hicks. - Birdies 00:05
- Look, I don't know anything about these fucking hicks...
So just stick to the script, you Irish twat. - Birdies 00:06
So just stick to the script, you Irish twat.
This douchebag has never seen a real day of work in his life - Birdies 00:07
This douchebag has never seen a real day of work in his life
Well, they are softer than a newborn's ass. - Birdies 00:06
Well, they are softer than a newborn's ass.
Whoa, what a shot and we are underway folks. - Birdies 00:06
Whoa, what a shot and we are underway folks.
(audience cheering) - Birdies 00:07
(audience cheering)
(audience applauding) - Birdies 00:09
(audience applauding)
(audience applauding) - Birdies 00:07
(audience applauding)
[Marvin] Oh, John Nightly shows us his famous beer shower - Birdies 00:07
[Marvin] Oh, John Nightly shows us his famous beer shower
(audience applauding) - Birdies 00:07
(audience applauding)