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"Birdman" quotes

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A washed-up superhero actor attempts to revive his fading career by writing, directing, and starring in a Broadway production.

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Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 2014
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Who is this guy He used to be Birdman - Birdman 00:10 Who is this guy He used to be Birdman Don't do it Ow - Birdman 00:28 Don't do it Ow We'd have made great parents - Birdman 00:11 We'd have made great parents Don't worry it'll be used to scoop up dog shit tomorrow - Birdman 00:06 Don't worry it'll be used to scoop up dog shit... If this doesn't work out for you - Birdman 00:44 If this doesn't work out for you Where are you going - Birdman 00:06 Where are you going You're just going to stand there - Birdman 00:12 You're just going to stand there Forgive him Larry Mike's like my 5 year old son - Birdman 00:18 Forgive him Larry Mike's like my 5 year old son Now I spend every fucking clay - Birdman 00:12 Now I spend every fucking clay This This What is that Ah - Birdman 00:09 This This What is that Ah What's so funny - Birdman 00:10 What's so funny Oh Jesus They called me for an interview - Birdman 00:16 Oh Jesus They called me for an interview What are you doing - Birdman 00:15 What are you doing I want to know something - Birdman 00:50 I want to know something Twenty little leopards laughed at two lofty lions - Birdman 00:15 Twenty little leopards laughed at two lofty lions What are you doing Nothing - Birdman 00:17 What are you doing Nothing Not bad at all - Birdman 00:03 Not bad at all What's wrong He's an asshole - Birdman 00:19 What's wrong He's an asshole What are you doing Waiting on Larry - Birdman 00:29 What are you doing Waiting on Larry Oh I got that coconut water you wanted - Birdman 00:15 Oh I got that coconut water you wanted This isn't the '90s anymore - Birdman 00:11 This isn't the '90s anymore Thank the Lord and pass the biscuits - Birdman 00:11 Thank the Lord and pass the biscuits What is that - Birdman 00:13 What is that You're beautiful and you're talented - Birdman 00:14 You're beautiful and you're talented How do you always manage to find a new way to humiliate me - Birdman 00:14 How do you always manage to find a new way to humiliate me You could jump right back into that suit if you wanted to - Birdman 00:17 You could jump right back into that suit if you wanted to What's so funny - Birdman 00:10 What's so funny Riggan - Birdman 00:29 Riggan That's Flaubert right - Birdman 00:21 That's Flaubert right She does look like she licked a homeless guy's ass - Birdman 00:14 She does look like she licked a homeless guy's ass Lesley What - Birdman 00:14 Lesley What Who did that to you - Birdman 00:15 Who did that to you Mike's available Mike who - Birdman 00:19 Mike's available Mike who Because without me all that's left is you - Birdman 00:09 Because without me all that's left is you The sun bed is here - Birdman 00:12 The sun bed is here He has a thing for nuns in diapers - Birdman 00:07 He has a thing for nuns in diapers Get off me What are you looking at - Birdman 00:11 Get off me What are you looking at He's good huh He's incredible - Birdman 00:14 He's good huh He's incredible Play with my balls - Birdman 00:06 Play with my balls Life is but a walking shadow - Birdman 00:49 Life is but a walking shadow Do you really think you'll be ready for opening tomorrow - Birdman 00:56 Do you really think you'll be ready for opening... I wasn't even present in my own life and now I don't have it - Birdman 00:14 I wasn't even present in my own life and now I... I'm not even here - Birdman 00:08 I'm not even here Hey Is this for real or are you shooting a film - Birdman 00:12 Hey Is this for real or are you shooting a film You're an imposter here - Birdman 01:06 You're an imposter here I'm pathetic - Birdman 00:44 I'm pathetic Bye bye and fuck you - Birdman 00:05 Bye bye and fuck you I want to ask another question - Birdman 00:34 I want to ask another question You're Mr Natural Mr Fuck the scene - Birdman 00:14 You're Mr Natural Mr Fuck the scene Ask me if he sells tickets - Birdman 00:21 Ask me if he sells tickets Truth or dare - Birdman 00:12 Truth or dare Sixty's the new thirty motherfucker - Birdman 00:05 Sixty's the new thirty motherfucker Are you at all afraid that people will say you're doing this play - Birdman 00:17 Are you at all afraid that people will say you're doing... You headed to Hollywood Mike - Birdman 00:09 You headed to Hollywood Mike That's not true - Birdman 00:15 That's not true I didn't know you were here tonight - Birdman 00:12 I didn't know you were here tonight That's good Give me my cue again - Birdman 01:02 That's good Give me my cue again I'm the answer to a fucking Trivial Pursuit question - Birdman 00:14 I'm the answer to a fucking Trivial Pursuit question And don't tell me how to do my job - Birdman 00:24 And don't tell me how to do my job They're crying I sit there - Birdman 01:07 They're crying I sit there That's good bird man - Birdman 00:12 That's good bird man Why don't I have any self respect - Birdman 00:13 Why don't I have any self respect You've been hanging around here - Birdman 00:35 You've been hanging around here Why do you act like a click all the time - Birdman 00:22 Why do you act like a click all the time Did you replace my gin with water man - Birdman 00:57 Did you replace my gin with water man Okay then jump on my face - Birdman 00:09 Okay then jump on my face A man becomes a critic - Birdman 00:10 A man becomes a critic It's a beautiful day - Birdman 01:14 It's a beautiful day And does she talk and speak - Birdman 00:11 And does she talk and speak Shave off that pathetic goatee Get some surgery - Birdman 00:17 Shave off that pathetic goatee Get some surgery To even attempt real art - Birdman 01:06 To even attempt real art How'd you know I'd be up here - Birdman 00:05 How'd you know I'd be up here They love this shit They love blood They love action - Birdman 00:19 They love this shit They love blood They love action That's Birdman actor Riggan Thomson - Birdman 01:00 That's Birdman actor Riggan Thomson It's important to me - Birdman 00:48 It's important to me This This What is that Ah - Birdman 00:05 This This What is that Ah Popularity is the slutty little cousin of prestige my friend - Birdman 00:11 Popularity is the slutty little cousin of prestige my friend

Cast

Korean Grocer - Kenny Chin
Stagehand (Daniel) - Jamahl Garrison-Lowe