"Birdman" quotes

00:10 Who is this guy He used to be Birdman 00:28 Don't do it Ow 00:11 We'd have made great parents 00:06 Don't worry it'll be used to scoop up dog shit tomorrow 00:44 If this doesn't work out for you 00:06 Where are you going 00:12 You're just going to stand there 00:18 Forgive him Larry Mike's like my 5 year old son 00:12 Now I spend every fucking clay 00:09 This This What is that Ah 00:10 What's so funny 00:16 Oh Jesus They called me for an interview 00:15 What are you doing 00:50 I want to know something 00:15 Twenty little leopards laughed at two lofty lions 00:17 What are you doing Nothing 00:03 Not bad at all 00:19 What's wrong He's an asshole 00:29 What are you doing Waiting on Larry 00:15 Oh I got that coconut water you wanted 00:11 This isn't the '90s anymore 00:11 Thank the Lord and pass the biscuits 00:13 What is that 00:14 You're beautiful and you're talented 00:14 How do you always manage to find a new way to humiliate me 00:17 You could jump right back into that suit if you wanted to 00:10 What's so funny 00:29 Riggan 00:21 That's Flaubert right 00:14 She does look like she licked a homeless guy's ass 00:14 Lesley What 00:15 Who did that to you 00:19 Mike's available Mike who 00:09 Because without me all that's left is you 00:12 The sun bed is here 00:07 He has a thing for nuns in diapers 00:11 Get off me What are you looking at 00:14 He's good huh He's incredible 00:06 Play with my balls 00:49 Life is but a walking shadow 00:56 Do you really think you'll be ready for opening tomorrow 00:14 I wasn't even present in my own life and now I don't have it 00:08 I'm not even here 00:12 Hey Is this for real or are you shooting a film 01:06 You're an imposter here 00:44 I'm pathetic 00:05 Bye bye and fuck you 00:34 I want to ask another question 00:14 You're Mr Natural Mr Fuck the scene 00:21 Ask me if he sells tickets 00:12 Truth or dare 00:05 Sixty's the new thirty motherfucker 00:17 Are you at all afraid that people will say you're doing this... 00:09 You headed to Hollywood Mike 00:15 That's not true 00:12 I didn't know you were here tonight 01:02 That's good Give me my cue again 00:14 I'm the answer to a fucking Trivial Pursuit question 00:24 And don't tell me how to do my job 01:07 They're crying I sit there 00:12 That's good bird man 00:13 Why don't I have any self respect 00:35 You've been hanging around here 00:22 Why do you act like a click all the time 00:57 Did you replace my gin with water man 00:09 Okay then jump on my face 00:10 A man becomes a critic 01:14 It's a beautiful day 00:11 And does she talk and speak 00:17 Shave off that pathetic goatee Get some surgery 01:06 To even attempt real art 00:05 How'd you know I'd be up here 00:19 They love this shit They love blood They love action 01:00 That's Birdman actor Riggan Thomson 00:48 It's important to me 00:05 This This What is that Ah 00:11 Popularity is the slutty little cousin of prestige my friend