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Did you replace my gin with water man
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Birdman

I'm drunk? Yes, I'm drunk! I'm supposed to be drunk! Why aren't you drunk? This is Carver....

Mike Shiner:

Is this water? Did you replace my gin with water, man? Riggan:
Mike. Come on. Mike Shiner:
No. Come on, what? Riggan:
Come on, you're drunk. Mike Shiner:
I'm drunk? Yes, I'm drunk! I'm supposed to be drunk! Why aren't you drunk? This is Carver. He left a piece of his liver on the table every time he wrote a fucking page. If I need to be drinking gin, who the fuck are you to touch my gin, man? Listen, you fucked with the period, you fucked with the plot so you could have the best lines, you leave me the fucking tools that I need! Oh, come on people, don't be so pathetic. Stop looking at the world through your cellphone screens. Have a real experience! Does anybody give a shit about truth other than me? I mean the set is fake, the bananas are fake, there's fucking nothing in this milk carton, your performance is fake. The only thing that is real on this stage is this chicken. So, I'm gonna work with the chicken

Full Transcript

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Did you replace my gin with water man
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Oh
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Mike come on
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Come on what You're drunk
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Yes I'm drunk I'm supposed to be drunk Why aren't you drunk
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This is Carver
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He left a piece of his liver on the table each time he wrote a page
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If I need to be drinking gin who the fuck are you to touch my gin
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You fucked with the period
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you fucked with the plot so you'd get the best lines
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Leave me the fucking tools that I need
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Oh come on people don't be so pathetic
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Stop viewing the world through your cell phone screen
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Have a real experience
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Does anybody give a shit about the truth other than me
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This set is fake the bananas are fake
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There's nothing in this milk carton
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Your performance is fake
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The only thing that's real on this stage is this chicken
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So I'm going to work with the chicken
Duration
57 seconds
Views
564
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:31
Uploaded
Nov 26, 2022
Genres
Production
TSG Entertainment,Worldview Entertainment,New Regency Pictures,M Productions,Le Grisbi Productions

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Movie Summary

A washed-up superhero actor attempts to revive his fading career by writing, directing, and starring in a Broadway production.

Actors

Edward Norton
Mike Shiner