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LAUREL: You know those teen vampire movies
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You know thoseteen vampire movies that feel like the hornysoap opera fever dreams of a...

Bit • 2019
LAUREL: You know those
teen vampire movies that feel like the horny
soap opera fever dreams of a sentient
eight-grade diary?

Full Transcript

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LAUREL: You know those teen vampire movies
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that feel like the horny soap opera fever dreams
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of a sentient eight-grade diary?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:23
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Provocator

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Movie Summary

A transgender teenage girl on summer vacation in Los Angeles fights to survive after she falls in with four queer feminist vampires, who try to rid the city's streets of predatory men.
No, it will make you sick - Bit 00:04
No, it will make you sick
No, not sticks, nor holy water, - Bit 00:04
No, not sticks, nor holy water,
I bet you thought you were the hero - Bit 00:04
I bet you thought you were the hero
Finally, you've been bitten by the radioactive spider - Bit 00:05
Finally, you've been bitten by the radioactive spider
That you are, in fact, - Bit 00:05
That you are, in fact,
But you're not special, - Bit 00:06
But you're not special,
No fucking boys. - Bit 00:04
No fucking boys.
MAN OVER PA: All right, everybody, - Bit 00:08
MAN OVER PA: All right, everybody,
♪ And I'm fucked up and I'm feeling it I'm feeling it - Bit 00:23
♪ And I'm fucked up and I'm feeling it I'm fe...
♪ Graduation, whoo! - Bit 00:04
♪ Graduation, whoo!
I wanna say, - Bit 00:05
I wanna say,
I want to let you to know that I really admire you. - Bit 00:05
I want to let you to know that I really admire you.
You're gonna go down there - Bit 00:05
You're gonna go down there
Feel free to send me pics - Bit 00:05
Feel free to send me pics
Remember, be safe. - Bit 00:04
Remember, be safe.
And for Pete's sake, don't spend your time - Bit 00:07
And for Pete's sake, don't spend your time
You're 18. Go and get in some trouble. - Bit 00:04
You're 18. Go and get in some trouble.
Your father and I want to tell you - Bit 00:11
Your father and I want to tell you
♪ She watches sports on TV - Bit 00:29
♪ She watches sports on TV
I'm gonna need a greasy-ass cheeseburger and I'm gonna stuff it in my face. - Bit 00:05
I'm gonna need a greasy-ass cheeseburger and I'm g...