How, uh... how did you ladies end up out here anyway?00 a.m. and... and dark. And we were...
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Deputy Fuchs: How, uh... how did you ladies end up out here anyway?
Hel: Well, Officer, it's "quite" a story. See, my sisters and I are members of the Sacred Girls Virgin Choir out in Sand Dab, Arizona. We were supposed to perform a cantata today out in Mojave. Since we were so far from home, the local parish director kindly suggested that we stay as his guests. Well, after we were all snuggled into our one little bed for the night, we heard loud music and laughter coming from outside! We peeked our heads out, only to discover the entire congregation dancing and... and laughing, and smoking something that may not have been tobacco! They tried to fondle our num-nums, and even convinced Bambi Lynn here to shoot Communion wafers out of her... Anyway, we got out and ran to our car, but they chased us. Well, thank the Lord that Cheyenne here can drive and Bambi Lynn can gyrate because we lost, 'em! By then, well, it was after 3:00 a.m. and... and dark. And we were scared. And someone's not very good with directions. And... well, we ended up here. And now, if you can belive it, our car is dead.
Deputy Fuchs: [after a pause] I see.
Hel: We tried to jump her, but we just couldn't get her off. That's why we're all dirty... and desperate. You must think the worst of us.
Deputy Fuchs: Let me take a look at her; sometimes you just gotta know how to finger those old beauties
Hel: Well, Officer, it's "quite" a story. See, my sisters and I are members of the Sacred Girls Virgin Choir out in Sand Dab, Arizona. We were supposed to perform a cantata today out in Mojave. Since we were so far from home, the local parish director kindly suggested that we stay as his guests. Well, after we were all snuggled into our one little bed for the night, we heard loud music and laughter coming from outside! We peeked our heads out, only to discover the entire congregation dancing and... and laughing, and smoking something that may not have been tobacco! They tried to fondle our num-nums, and even convinced Bambi Lynn here to shoot Communion wafers out of her... Anyway, we got out and ran to our car, but they chased us. Well, thank the Lord that Cheyenne here can drive and Bambi Lynn can gyrate because we lost, 'em! By then, well, it was after 3:00 a.m. and... and dark. And we were scared. And someone's not very good with directions. And... well, we ended up here. And now, if you can belive it, our car is dead.
Deputy Fuchs: [after a pause] I see.
Hel: We tried to jump her, but we just couldn't get her off. That's why we're all dirty... and desperate. You must think the worst of us.
Deputy Fuchs: Let me take a look at her; sometimes you just gotta know how to finger those old beauties
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How uh How did you ladies end up out here anyway
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Well Officer it's quite a story
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See my sisters and I are members of the Sacred Girls Virgin Choir
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out in Sand Dab Arizona
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We were supposed to perform a cantata today out in Mojave
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Since we were so far from home
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the local parish director kindly suggested that we stay as his guests
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Well after we were all snuggled into our one little bed for the night
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we heard loud music and laughter coming from outside
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We peeked our heads out only to discover the entire congregation
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dancing and and laughing and smoking something that may not have been tobacco
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They tried to fondle our num nums
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and even convinced Bambi Lynn to shoot Communion wafers out of her
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Anyway we got out and ran to our car but they chased us
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Well thank the Lord Cheyenne can drive
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and Bambi Lynn can gyrate because we lost 'em
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By then well it was 3 00 a m and and dark
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And we were scared
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And someone's not very good with directions
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And well we ended up out here
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And now if you can believe it our car's dead
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I see We tried to jump her
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but we just couldn't get her off
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That's why we're all dirty and desperate
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You must think the worst of us No Don't be silly
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I already called the tow company
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and they're on their way Deputy
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Fucks
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Fuchs It's uh Fuchs ma'am
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Oh Oops
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You know let me take a look at her
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Sometimes you just got to know how to finger these old beauties
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Movie Summary
Three bad girls travel to a remote desert hideaway to steal $200 million in diamonds from a ruthless underworld kingpin.
