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He kept telling people we sleep in coffins
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He kept telling peoplewe sleep in coffins

He kept telling people
we sleep in coffins

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He kept telling people we sleep in coffins.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:24
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

When Sarah, a real-life vampire, gets audited, the last thing she expects is a date. But an unlikely spark with IRS agent, James, forces two misfits to confront whether they have the courage to commit the radical act of falling in...
He wants to know what vampires are like for the case. - Bite Me 00:05
He wants to know what vampires are like for the case.
It's the governing body of all the vampire houses in the city. - Bite Me 00:04
It's the governing body of all the vampire houses in th...
We broke off eight years ago - Bite Me 00:05
We broke off eight years ago
Whoa, that's that vampire chick from YouTube. - Bite Me 00:05
Whoa, that's that vampire chick from YouTube.
Ayo, vampire lady, you wanna come sleep in my coffin? - Bite Me 00:05
Ayo, vampire lady, you wanna come sleep in my coffin?
Only 103 people saw that video, - Bite Me 00:05
Only 103 people saw that video,
Mistress Christine Berman. - Bite Me 00:05
Mistress Christine Berman.
Former elder of the Court of Dreams. - Bite Me 00:04
Former elder of the Court of Dreams.
Former bride of the King of Kings - Bite Me 00:06
Former bride of the King of Kings
Ugh! Did I mention there's no alcohol at these things? - Bite Me 00:04
Ugh! Did I mention there's no alcohol at these things?
It is a surprise to see you once more - Bite Me 00:05
It is a surprise to see you once more
This is James, he's our black swan. - Bite Me 00:04
This is James, he's our black swan.
The elders are not happy - Bite Me 00:06
The elders are not happy
I am the approved media contact for this community. - Bite Me 00:05
I am the approved media contact for this community.
She... just suffocates me. - Bite Me 00:04
She... just suffocates me.
You know, I believe in a sensual approach to life. - Bite Me 00:05
You know, I believe in a sensual approach to life.
- So I said, go... - I'm not that interested - Bite Me 00:08
- So I said, go... - I'm not that interested
No, I just, it struck me that there was nothing - Bite Me 00:06
No, I just, it struck me that there was nothing
The other night when we were standing by the subway, I... - Bite Me 00:04
The other night when we were standing by the subway, I...
I mean, we'd love to hear more about how - Bite Me 00:08
I mean, we'd love to hear more about how