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I learned two very important things
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Bite Me

I learnedtwo very important things from my marriage

I learned
two very important things from my marriage

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I learned two very important things
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from my marriage.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:46
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

When Sarah, a real-life vampire, gets audited, the last thing she expects is a date. But an unlikely spark with IRS agent, James, forces two misfits to confront whether they have the courage to commit the radical act of falling in...
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It's like,
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Just out of curiosity,
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Lancets, razorblades,
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Why is there a stuffed robot beside your bed?
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I don't think I've ever said that out loud - Bite Me 00:05
I don't think I've ever said that out loud
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He gave me Mellowtron before he left.
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I used to sit for hours in my bedroom
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I thought that if I could just not feel anything
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Just because you have no regard for the sanctity of marriage...
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I'd like her to be gone by the time I'm out.
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To have people stare at me
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It's like telling a man with a small penis how big it i...
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That first night, by the subway,
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I had this, it was so real,
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I know, I wasn't gonna say anything
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Until your audit case is closed you just probably can't...