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I printed out the vampire codex which is a little bitlike our Bible

I printed out the vampire codex which is a little bit
like our Bible

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I printed out the vampire codex
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which is a little bit like our Bible.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:00
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

When Sarah, a real-life vampire, gets audited, the last thing she expects is a date. But an unlikely spark with IRS agent, James, forces two misfits to confront whether they have the courage to commit the radical act of falling in...
Okay, so, we have a biological condition - Bite Me 00:11
Okay, so, we have a biological condition
So we have to supplement our own energy - Bite Me 00:06
So we have to supplement our own energy
That's nice, maybe later I could take pot shots at your beliefs. - Bite Me 00:04
That's nice, maybe later I could take pot shots at your...
I mean, I am, obviously, an IRS agent, - Bite Me 00:06
I mean, I am, obviously, an IRS agent,
It doesn't make any sense to me, - Bite Me 00:06
It doesn't make any sense to me,
I mean, I'm just gonna reopen the case for review, - Bite Me 00:08
I mean, I'm just gonna reopen the case for review,
I just think that it would be good - Bite Me 00:05
I just think that it would be good
Right, yeah, it's just it's my first church. - Bite Me 00:04
Right, yeah, it's just it's my first church.
Hey, I don't know if you saw the Facebook invite, - Bite Me 00:06
Hey, I don't know if you saw the Facebook invite,
Pam and I would be happy to come pick you up - Bite Me 00:04
Pam and I would be happy to come pick you up
I became obsessed. - Bite Me 00:04
I became obsessed.
Stare at the blood. - Bite Me 00:13
Stare at the blood.
Are they just waiting by their computers - Bite Me 00:05
Are they just waiting by their computers
He kept telling people we sleep in coffins. - Bite Me 00:04
He kept telling people we sleep in coffins.
He wants to know what vampires are like for the case. - Bite Me 00:05
He wants to know what vampires are like for the case.
It's the governing body of all the vampire houses in the city. - Bite Me 00:04
It's the governing body of all the vampire houses in th...
We broke off eight years ago - Bite Me 00:05
We broke off eight years ago
Whoa, that's that vampire chick from YouTube. - Bite Me 00:05
Whoa, that's that vampire chick from YouTube.
Ayo, vampire lady, you wanna come sleep in my coffin? - Bite Me 00:05
Ayo, vampire lady, you wanna come sleep in my coffin?
Only 103 people saw that video, - Bite Me 00:05
Only 103 people saw that video,