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I think if you like me it's only 'cause I'm a vampire
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Bite Me

I think if you like meit's only 'cause I'm a vampire

I think if you like me
it's only 'cause I'm a vampire

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I think if you like me it's only 'cause I'm a vampire.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:27
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

When Sarah, a real-life vampire, gets audited, the last thing she expects is a date. But an unlikely spark with IRS agent, James, forces two misfits to confront whether they have the courage to commit the radical act of falling in...
Please, tell me something about you - Bite Me 00:04
Please, tell me something about you
I learned two very important things - Bite Me 00:04
I learned two very important things
Don't get a facial tattoo when you're 16 - Bite Me 00:06
Don't get a facial tattoo when you're 16
It's like, - Bite Me 00:12
It's like,
Just out of curiosity, - Bite Me 00:06
Just out of curiosity,
Lancets, razorblades, - Bite Me 00:07
Lancets, razorblades,
Why is there a stuffed robot beside your bed? - Bite Me 00:05
Why is there a stuffed robot beside your bed?
I like The Bachelor, it's my favorite TV show. - Bite Me 00:04
I like The Bachelor, it's my favorite TV show.
I don't think I've ever said that out loud - Bite Me 00:05
I don't think I've ever said that out loud
He gave me Mellowtron before he left. - Bite Me 00:04
He gave me Mellowtron before he left.
I used to sit for hours in my bedroom - Bite Me 00:08
I used to sit for hours in my bedroom
I thought that if I could just not feel anything - Bite Me 00:13
I thought that if I could just not feel anything
I thought I would spend my whole life - Bite Me 00:05
I thought I would spend my whole life
Just because you have no regard for the sanctity of marriage, - Bite Me 00:14
Just because you have no regard for the sanctity of marriage...
But this is my home, it is sacred. - Bite Me 00:04
But this is my home, it is sacred.
I'd like her to be gone by the time I'm out. - Bite Me 00:04
I'd like her to be gone by the time I'm out.
To have people stare at me - Bite Me 00:04
To have people stare at me
It's like telling a man with a small penis how big it is, - Bite Me 00:06
It's like telling a man with a small penis how big it i...
That first night, by the subway, - Bite Me 00:05
That first night, by the subway,
I had this, it was so real, - Bite Me 00:05
I had this, it was so real,