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Bite Me

It's like, "Hey everyone, I have blue hairand a tattoo on my face." You're like, "Yeah,...

It's like, "Hey everyone, I have blue hair
and a tattoo on my face." You're like, "Yeah, what?" That was the idea

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It's like,
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"Hey everyone, I have blue hair and a tattoo on my face."
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You're like, "Yeah, what?"
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That was the idea.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:12
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

When Sarah, a real-life vampire, gets audited, the last thing she expects is a date. But an unlikely spark with IRS agent, James, forces two misfits to confront whether they have the courage to commit the radical act of falling in...
Just out of curiosity, - Bite Me 00:06
Just out of curiosity,
Lancets, razorblades, - Bite Me 00:07
Lancets, razorblades,
Why is there a stuffed robot beside your bed? - Bite Me 00:05
Why is there a stuffed robot beside your bed?
I like The Bachelor, it's my favorite TV show. - Bite Me 00:04
I like The Bachelor, it's my favorite TV show.
I don't think I've ever said that out loud - Bite Me 00:05
I don't think I've ever said that out loud
He gave me Mellowtron before he left. - Bite Me 00:04
He gave me Mellowtron before he left.
I used to sit for hours in my bedroom - Bite Me 00:08
I used to sit for hours in my bedroom
I thought that if I could just not feel anything - Bite Me 00:13
I thought that if I could just not feel anything
I thought I would spend my whole life - Bite Me 00:05
I thought I would spend my whole life
Just because you have no regard for the sanctity of marriage, - Bite Me 00:14
Just because you have no regard for the sanctity of marriage...
But this is my home, it is sacred. - Bite Me 00:04
But this is my home, it is sacred.
I'd like her to be gone by the time I'm out. - Bite Me 00:04
I'd like her to be gone by the time I'm out.
To have people stare at me - Bite Me 00:04
To have people stare at me
It's like telling a man with a small penis how big it is, - Bite Me 00:06
It's like telling a man with a small penis how big it i...
That first night, by the subway, - Bite Me 00:05
That first night, by the subway,
I had this, it was so real, - Bite Me 00:05
I had this, it was so real,
I know, I wasn't gonna say anything - Bite Me 00:06
I know, I wasn't gonna say anything
Until your audit case is closed you just probably can't stay - Bite Me 00:04
Until your audit case is closed you just probably can't...
My parents don't talk to me anymore - Bite Me 00:05
My parents don't talk to me anymore
Junior year in high school. - Bite Me 00:04
Junior year in high school.