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Bite Me

Lily's boyfriendbroke up with her because she told himshe's a vampire

Lily's boyfriend
broke up with her because she told him
she's a vampire

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Lily's boyfriend broke up with her
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because she told him she's a vampire.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:27
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
N/A

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When Sarah, a real-life vampire, gets audited, the last thing she expects is a date. But an unlikely spark with IRS agent, James, forces two misfits to confront whether they have the courage to commit the radical act of falling in...
Someone sent him that stupid clip - Bite Me 00:14
Someone sent him that stupid clip
And I said I can, I am. - Bite Me 00:05
And I said I can, I am.
And he said well I can't and he told me to go. - Bite Me 00:05
And he said well I can't and he told me to go.
Oh, and that's why we don't date mundanes. - Bite Me 00:04
Oh, and that's why we don't date mundanes.
They'll break your heart, but you can have sex with them. - Bite Me 00:04
They'll break your heart, but you can have sex with the...
"Lord Stacz and Mistress Regan - Bite Me 00:10
"Lord Stacz and Mistress Regan
You can't just make a viral video, - Bite Me 00:04
You can't just make a viral video,
You're gonna go on the internet - Bite Me 00:05
You're gonna go on the internet
I just don't think everyone in the whole world - Bite Me 00:05
I just don't think everyone in the whole world
I want people to see me! - Bite Me 00:04
I want people to see me!
And you think people are gonna take you seriously? - Bite Me 00:04
And you think people are gonna take you seriously?
We should just keep subverting who we are, - Bite Me 00:05
We should just keep subverting who we are,
I told you three weeks ago - Bite Me 00:05
I told you three weeks ago
But when Todd left me after 35 years, - Bite Me 00:06
But when Todd left me after 35 years,
I don't expect you to understand this, - Bite Me 00:12
I don't expect you to understand this,
And you call and call and call and he doesn't pick up. - Bite Me 00:05
And you call and call and call and he doesn't pick up.
You know, we had such great times together at Oxford. - Bite Me 00:04
You know, we had such great times together at Oxford.
- She's great, just so great. - Yeah. - Bite Me 00:04
- She's great, just so great. - Yeah.
Most of the time working at the IRS - Bite Me 00:06
Most of the time working at the IRS
You work hard all the time, - Bite Me 00:14
You work hard all the time,