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Sarah, I don't think you're grasping
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Bite Me

Sarah, I don't thinkyou're grasping what an opportunity this is

Sarah, I don't think
you're grasping what an opportunity this is

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Sarah, I don't think you're grasping
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what an opportunity this is.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
01:05:58
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
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Movie Summary

When Sarah, a real-life vampire, gets audited, the last thing she expects is a date. But an unlikely spark with IRS agent, James, forces two misfits to confront whether they have the courage to commit the radical act of falling in...
This could be our moment, our standing rock, - Bite Me 00:06
This could be our moment, our standing rock,
We could get a bunch a vampires together, all in vampire drag, - Bite Me 00:13
We could get a bunch a vampires together, all in vampire dra...
Real vampires disrupt IRS picnic in an act of civil disobedience. - Bite Me 00:05
Real vampires disrupt IRS picnic in an act of civil disobedi...
Your parents and I had the craziest nights in Oxford. - Bite Me 00:06
Your parents and I had the craziest nights in Oxford.
One night we were at this bar and it was packed, man. - Bite Me 00:06
One night we were at this bar and it was packed, man.
Turns out the Q isn't running, - Bite Me 00:06
Turns out the Q isn't running,
Oh, and Tim, I invited my whole prayer group, - Bite Me 00:06
Oh, and Tim, I invited my whole prayer group,
We are a collective of independent vampires. - Bite Me 00:04
We are a collective of independent vampires.
We've been under investigation by the IRS - Bite Me 00:07
We've been under investigation by the IRS
We reject this ruling because we believe - Bite Me 00:05
We reject this ruling because we believe
But beyond that, we request that the ruling - Bite Me 00:04
But beyond that, we request that the ruling
Don't do it, James, - Bite Me 00:04
Don't do it, James,
This is about something much bigger - Bite Me 00:05
This is about something much bigger
- Jesus! - Jesus! Ha! - Bite Me 00:04
- Jesus! - Jesus! Ha!
Up until this moment you've all lived safe, little lives. - Bite Me 00:05
Up until this moment you've all lived safe, little live...
We have tried rational means to explain it to you. - Bite Me 00:05
We have tried rational means to explain it to you.
But today you'll wonder if maybe, just maybe, - Bite Me 00:10
But today you'll wonder if maybe, just maybe,
You cannot glamor us, you spawn of Satan! - Bite Me 00:05
You cannot glamor us, you spawn of Satan!
Rex Lamia! - Bite Me 00:05
Rex Lamia!
In no mine Patris et filii - Bite Me 00:05
In no mine Patris et filii