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So I'm gonna end up homeless or in jail
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Bite Me

So I'm gonna end up homelessor in jail, so I'm pretty fucked

So I'm gonna end up homeless
or in jail, so I'm pretty fucked

Full Transcript

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So I'm gonna end up homeless or in jail,
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so I'm pretty fucked.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:32
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

When Sarah, a real-life vampire, gets audited, the last thing she expects is a date. But an unlikely spark with IRS agent, James, forces two misfits to confront whether they have the courage to commit the radical act of falling in...
But you're a bigot, - Bite Me 00:04
But you're a bigot,
I will give it a more in depth review, - Bite Me 00:04
I will give it a more in depth review,
Paperwork, religious documents, press clippings, - Bite Me 00:07
Paperwork, religious documents, press clippings,
This is my personal cell phone. - Bite Me 00:04
This is my personal cell phone.
Call me on this, do not call me at the office. - Bite Me 00:04
Call me on this, do not call me at the office.
Meet me at a bar or something, anything not here. - Bite Me 00:04
Meet me at a bar or something, anything not here.
You know, - Bite Me 00:04
You know,
There's just two people they'd give his job to. - Bite Me 00:04
There's just two people they'd give his job to.
That I'm a vampire is a physical fact, yes, - Bite Me 00:13
That I'm a vampire is a physical fact, yes,
I'm sorry that I missed you, - Bite Me 00:05
I'm sorry that I missed you,
I was on a date, actually. - Bite Me 00:04
I was on a date, actually.
Sample donor contracts, rules about blood tests. - Bite Me 00:05
Sample donor contracts, rules about blood tests.
I printed out the vampire codex - Bite Me 00:05
I printed out the vampire codex
Okay, so, we have a biological condition - Bite Me 00:11
Okay, so, we have a biological condition
So we have to supplement our own energy - Bite Me 00:06
So we have to supplement our own energy
That's nice, maybe later I could take pot shots at your beliefs. - Bite Me 00:04
That's nice, maybe later I could take pot shots at your...
I mean, I am, obviously, an IRS agent, - Bite Me 00:06
I mean, I am, obviously, an IRS agent,
It doesn't make any sense to me, - Bite Me 00:06
It doesn't make any sense to me,
I mean, I'm just gonna reopen the case for review, - Bite Me 00:08
I mean, I'm just gonna reopen the case for review,
I just think that it would be good - Bite Me 00:05
I just think that it would be good