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Until your audit case is closed you just probably can't stay
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Bite Me

Until your audit case is closedyou just probably can't stay at my place

Until your audit case is closed
you just probably can't stay at my place

Full Transcript

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Until your audit case is closed you just probably can't stay
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at my place.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:55
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

When Sarah, a real-life vampire, gets audited, the last thing she expects is a date. But an unlikely spark with IRS agent, James, forces two misfits to confront whether they have the courage to commit the radical act of falling in...
My parents don't talk to me anymore - Bite Me 00:05
My parents don't talk to me anymore
Junior year in high school. - Bite Me 00:04
Junior year in high school.
Wasn't pretty or funny or loud, I just was... - Bite Me 00:07
Wasn't pretty or funny or loud, I just was...
But there was this boy, Kyle. - Bite Me 00:04
But there was this boy, Kyle.
A lot of the girls were in love with him, but I was his friend. - Bite Me 00:05
A lot of the girls were in love with him, but I was his frie...
And so for two years I'd watch him date other girls - Bite Me 00:08
And so for two years I'd watch him date other girls
And I waited, knowing that eventually - Bite Me 00:06
And I waited, knowing that eventually
So this one day in drama class we were playing - Bite Me 00:13
So this one day in drama class we were playing
So the game went on and they found everybody except me. - Bite Me 00:04
So the game went on and they found everybody except me.
And then they started celebrating because everyone, - Bite Me 00:13
And then they started celebrating because everyone,
So on my 16th birthday I got my driver's license, - Bite Me 00:10
So on my 16th birthday I got my driver's license,
And I didn't know who Mike Tyson was, - Bite Me 00:07
And I didn't know who Mike Tyson was,
Yeah, what the hell do I care? - Bite Me 00:04
Yeah, what the hell do I care?
Are you guys team Jacob or team Robert Pattinson? - Bite Me 00:04
Are you guys team Jacob or team Robert Pattinson?
That is a silly book and a silly movie. - Bite Me 00:04
That is a silly book and a silly movie.
Many real vampires hide their vampire activities - Bite Me 00:09
Many real vampires hide their vampire activities
We are called the House of Twilight - Bite Me 00:11
We are called the House of Twilight
These are just to try, but I'm gonna go permanent. - Bite Me 00:05
These are just to try, but I'm gonna go permanent.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Sarah. - Bite Me 00:04
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Sarah.
No, I'm sure you can find someone who doesn't drink blood - Bite Me 00:06
No, I'm sure you can find someone who doesn't drin...