No, really! They just... three days, 24 hours a day, wha-voom! Wha-voom! Wha-voom! Can you...
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Barb:
Did you know, this is a very little known fact, but... did you know that there's a certain species of turtle that... there's a certain species of turtle that can screw for three days without stopping. You don't believe me, do you? Well, I-I mean, how could I make something like that up? Mrs. Mac:
Ah, Barb, dear, ah, I-I-I-ah... Barb:
No, really! They just... three days, 24 hours a day, wha-voom! Wha-voom! Wha-voom! Can you believe that, three days? I'm lucky if I get three minutes! Do you know how I know this? Because I went down to the zoo and I watched them. It was very boring. Well actually, um, I, uh, didn't stay for the whole three days, I went over and I watched the zebras, because they only take thirty seconds! Premature ejaculation!
Did you know, this is a very little known fact, but... did you know that there's a certain species of turtle that... there's a certain species of turtle that can screw for three days without stopping. You don't believe me, do you? Well, I-I mean, how could I make something like that up? Mrs. Mac:
Ah, Barb, dear, ah, I-I-I-ah... Barb:
No, really! They just... three days, 24 hours a day, wha-voom! Wha-voom! Wha-voom! Can you believe that, three days? I'm lucky if I get three minutes! Do you know how I know this? Because I went down to the zoo and I watched them. It was very boring. Well actually, um, I, uh, didn't stay for the whole three days, I went over and I watched the zebras, because they only take thirty seconds! Premature ejaculation!
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Did you know It's very little known fact but
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did you know that there is a certain species of turtle
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There is a certain species of turtle
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That can screw for three days without stopping
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You don't believe me do you
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Well I mean how can I make something like that
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Barb dear I I I
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No really They just three days 24 hours a day for okrtk
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Can you believe that Three days
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I'm happy if I get three minutes
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Do you know how I know this
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Because I went down to the zoo and I watch them
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It was very boring
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Actually I didn't stay for the whole three days
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I went over and I watch the zebras because they only takes a few seconds
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Movie Summary
During their Christmas break, a group of sorority girls are stalked by a stranger who leaves them threatening phone calls.
Actors
Barb
Mrs. Mac
