"Black Dynamite" quotes

Black Dynamite poster
Black Dynamite is the greatest African-American action star of the 1970s. When his only brother is killed by The Man, it's up to him to find justice.

Director: Scott Sanders
Writer: Michael Jai White, Byron Minns, Scott Sanders
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 65/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $242,578
Released: 13 Jan 2010
Awards: 1 win & 4 nominations

113 Clips

Go catch Chicago Wind before he disappears - Black Dynamite 00:08
Go catch Chicago Wind before he disappears
All right Snowflake Where's the dope - Black Dynamite 00:11
All right Snowflake Where's the dope
You must try the Wu family Red Silk Kung Fu - Black Dynamite 00:20
You must try the Wu family Red Silk Kung Fu
Sucker you drop it right there - Black Dynamite 00:35
Sucker you drop it right there
That black son of a bitch he killed my best dealer - Black Dynamite 00:12
That black son of a bitch he killed my best dealer
Sorry Roscoe - Black Dynamite 00:10
Sorry Roscoe
Who saw that coming Who saw where that came from - Black Dynamite 00:05
Who saw that coming Who saw where that came from
Man them honkies gonna be running for cover when us brothers get - Black Dynamite 00:08
Man them honkies gonna be running for cover when us brothers...
Man them honkies gonna be running for cover when us brothers get - Black Dynamite 00:05
Man them honkies gonna be running for cover when us brothers...
You ain t got no mommy and you ain t got no daddy - Black Dynamite 00:29
You ain t got no mommy and you ain t got no daddy
L m spending more bail money than I m getting tail money - Black Dynamite 00:06
L m spending more bail money than I m getting tail money
Allright What s wrong Honeybee - Black Dynamite 00:36
Allright What s wrong Honeybee
Lt s that new drug on the street - Black Dynamite 00:35
Lt s that new drug on the street
How you doing with that midget girl you sent out - Black Dynamite 00:07
How you doing with that midget girl you sent out
Get Pimpin Jake out of my trunk - Black Dynamite 00:07
Get Pimpin Jake out of my trunk
But l think I should be going - Black Dynamite 00:35
But l think I should be going
Some heavy shit - Black Dynamite 00:36
Some heavy shit
You had enough Mr President - Black Dynamite 00:36
You had enough Mr President
O'Leary That s right - Black Dynamite 00:18
O'Leary That s right
My God men - Black Dynamite 00:36
My God men
Take your filthy black hands off the presidential dinnerware - Black Dynamite 00:07
Take your filthy black hands off the presidential dinnerware
Black Dynamite you came to see me - Black Dynamite 00:20
Black Dynamite you came to see me
Pimping has been around since the world started turning - Black Dynamite 00:22
Pimping has been around since the world started turning
You dealing broter - Black Dynamite 00:09
You dealing broter
I get off in 15 minutes - Black Dynamite 00:08
I get off in 15 minutes
Now listen up - Black Dynamite 00:28
Now listen up
First Lady l m sorry l pimp slapped you into that china cabinet - Black Dynamite 00:35
First Lady l m sorry l pimp slapped you into that china...
What don t make no sense is the service around this motherfucker - Black Dynamite 00:30
What don t make no sense is the service around this...
Who the hell is interrupting my Kung Fu - Black Dynamite 00:04
Who the hell is interrupting my Kung Fu
Hey Little Mama - Black Dynamite 00:08
Hey Little Mama
Lt may be bigger than you and it may be bigger than me - Black Dynamite 00:07
Lt may be bigger than you and it may be bigger than me
Now let me speak to the man in charge - Black Dynamite 00:07
Now let me speak to the man in charge
You diabolical dick shrinking motherfuckers - Black Dynamite 00:05
You diabolical dick shrinking motherfuckers
Bullhorn no - Black Dynamite 00:12
Bullhorn no
You told him to keep an eye out for me - Black Dynamite 00:04
You told him to keep an eye out for me
Anaconda Malt Liquor give you a little dick - Black Dynamite 00:36
Anaconda Malt Liquor give you a little dick
Say Mama you re gonna have to work on your delivery - Black Dynamite 00:36
Say Mama you re gonna have to work on your delivery
L turned you onto the game - Black Dynamite 00:36
L turned you onto the game
Ain t nothing in the world get Black Dynamite more mad - Black Dynamite 00:07
Ain t nothing in the world get Black Dynamite more mad
No not the orphans - Black Dynamite 00:04
No not the orphans
That s right - Black Dynamite 00:36
That s right
Your mama would turn over in her grave - Black Dynamite 00:07
Your mama would turn over in her grave
L d like to take the credit but dig Mama - Black Dynamite 00:07
L d like to take the credit but dig Mama
L should have known it was you all the time - Black Dynamite 00:35
L should have known it was you all the time
Three inches to the left - Black Dynamite 00:33
Three inches to the left
How many times I told you not to call here - Black Dynamite 00:06
How many times I told you not to call here
Oh you s a corn fed fool with a lot of muscle mass - Black Dynamite 00:33
Oh you s a corn fed fool with a lot of muscle mass
Breathe deeply baby - Black Dynamite 00:36
Breathe deeply baby
Daddy you make my heart beat - Black Dynamite 00:36
Daddy you make my heart beat
Shake the scene you turkeys Get ut of my house - Black Dynamite 00:07
Shake the scene you turkeys Get ut of my house
You know he came around here about a week ago - Black Dynamite 00:16
You know he came around here about a week ago
Yeah yeah Mama - Black Dynamite 00:12
Yeah yeah Mama
Black Dynamite that was the best loving I ever had - Black Dynamite 00:14
Black Dynamite that was the best loving I ever had
Man you guys ain t had no waffles like these - Black Dynamite 00:35
Man you guys ain t had no waffles like these
Fiendish Dr Wu you done fucked up now - Black Dynamite 00:06
Fiendish Dr Wu you done fucked up now
How did you know - Black Dynamite 00:08
How did you know
That l m declaring war - Black Dynamite 00:11
That l m declaring war
L ain t even gotta look - Black Dynamite 00:36
L ain t even gotta look
Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications - Black Dynamite 00:09
Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications
My mama said my daddy s name is Black Dynamite - Black Dynamite 00:13
My mama said my daddy s name is Black Dynamite
L threw that shit before l walked in the room - Black Dynamite 00:05
L threw that shit before l walked in the room
I've known you too long - Black Dynamite 01:59
I've known you too long
I'm spendin' more bail money than I'm gettin' tail money - Black Dynamite 00:18
I'm spendin' more bail money than I'm gettin' tail money
I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet - Black Dynamite 02:53
I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet
I'd like to take the credit - Black Dynamite 00:18
I'd like to take the credit
I will not consider you a brother or a friend - Black Dynamite 00:28
I will not consider you a brother or a friend
I threw that shit before I walked in the room - Black Dynamite 00:16
I threw that shit before I walked in the room
I think I should be going - Black Dynamite 01:35
I think I should be going
I should have known it was you all the time - Black Dynamite 01:23
I should have known it was you all the time
I see you haven't lost your tough - Black Dynamite 07:09
I see you haven't lost your tough
You's a corn fed fool with a lot of muscle mass - Black Dynamite 00:45
You's a corn fed fool with a lot of muscle mass
You'll never get away with this - Black Dynamite 01:27
You'll never get away with this
You won't be so big and so bad anymore - Black Dynamite 00:52
You won't be so big and so bad anymore
You told him to keep an eye out for me - Black Dynamite 00:15
You told him to keep an eye out for me
You should try the Wu family Red Silk kung fu - Black Dynamite 00:22
You should try the Wu family Red Silk kung fu
You right about that - Black Dynamite 00:21
You right about that
You motherfucker - Black Dynamite 00:48
You motherfucker
You make my heart beat - Black Dynamite 01:46
You make my heart beat
You know what don't make no sense is the service round this motherfucka - Black Dynamite 01:20
You know what don't make no sense is the service round this...
You know he came around here about a week ago - Black Dynamite 00:45
You know he came around here about a week ago
How did you know - Black Dynamite 00:19
How did you know
Half these people don't know what y'all talking about - Black Dynamite 01:50
Half these people don't know what y'all talking about
Go get Chicago Wind before he disappears - Black Dynamite 00:25
Go get Chicago Wind before he disappears
Get Pimpin Jake out of my trunk - Black Dynamite 00:28
Get Pimpin Jake out of my trunk
Get out of my house - Black Dynamite 00:22
Get out of my house
Do you know what this means - Black Dynamite 01:27
Do you know what this means
Chili and donuts ain't working out for me no how - Black Dynamite 00:23
Chili and donuts ain't working out for me no how
But Black Dynamite - Black Dynamite 00:29
But Black Dynamite
And it may be bigger than me - Black Dynamite 00:25
And it may be bigger than me
Anaconda Malt Liquor - Black Dynamite 01:16
Anaconda Malt Liquor
Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you a little dick - Black Dynamite 00:35
Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you a little dick
You guys ain't had no waffles like these - Black Dynamite 03:42
You guys ain't had no waffles like these
You drop it right there - Black Dynamite 02:08
You drop it right there
You done fucked up now - Black Dynamite 00:15
You done fucked up now
You diabolical dick shrinking motherfuckers - Black Dynamite 00:16
You diabolical dick shrinking motherfuckers
You came to see me - Black Dynamite 00:44
You came to see me
You ain't got to worry about Gloria - Black Dynamite 03:13
You ain't got to worry about Gloria
Who the hell is interrupting my kung fu - Black Dynamite 00:15
Who the hell is interrupting my kung fu
Who saw where that came from - Black Dynamite 00:18
Who saw where that came from
Where's the dope - Black Dynamite 00:18
Where's the dope
When us brothers get - Black Dynamite 00:19
When us brothers get
The militants turn - Black Dynamite 03:39
The militants turn
That was the best loving I ever had - Black Dynamite 00:28
That was the best loving I ever had
That black son of a bitch - Black Dynamite 00:27
That black son of a bitch
Take your filthy black hands off the presidential dinnerware - Black Dynamite 00:23
Take your filthy black hands off the presidential dinnerware
So you must be Black Dynamite - Black Dynamite 02:04
So you must be Black Dynamite
She keep coming up short - Black Dynamite 00:23
She keep coming up short
Put a few of these honeys on the street - Black Dynamite 00:29
Put a few of these honeys on the street
Pimpin' been around since the world started turning - Black Dynamite 00:51
Pimpin' been around since the world started turning
Now you could hit the sheets or the streets - Black Dynamite 00:31
Now you could hit the sheets or the streets
Not the orphans - Black Dynamite 00:10
Not the orphans
My momma said my daddy's name was Black Dynamite - Black Dynamite 00:30
My momma said my daddy's name was Black Dynamite
Lemme speak to the man in charge - Black Dynamite 00:14
Lemme speak to the man in charge

Cast

Aunt Billy - Phyllis Applegate
Captain Yancy - William Bassett
Black Dynamite's Mother - Cheryl Carter
Valet Girl (as Juka Cesay) - Juka Ceesay
O'Leary - Kevin Chapman
Cream Corn - Tommy Davidson
Paperboy - Lucky Davis
Neighborhood Kid - Nicholas Earley
Soul Brother (as Jason Jack Edwards) - Jason Jack Edwards
12 year old Black Dynamite - Jon Kent Ethridge
Woman at table - Mary Evans
16 year old Jimmy - Cory Gluck
Afroditey - Dionne Gipson
Tasty Freeze - Arsenio Hall
Doctor - Paul Hayes
Militant 2 - Darrel Heath
Black Chick (as Ashli R. Jackson) - Erika Vution
White Woman Swimming - Justine Joli
Granny - Izetta Karp
Henchman - Irwin Keyes
Chief - John Kerry
Asian Chick - Charmane Star
Teasing Boy #1 - Daniel Leavitt
Gunsmoke - Buddy Lewis
18 year old Black Dynamite - Neil Lewis
Drug Dealing Pimp - Buddy Love
Sweet Meat - Brian McKnight
Richard Nixon - James McManus
Bullhorn - Byron Minns
Saheed - Phil Morris
Dumb Broad #1 - Jessica Moreno
Nurse - Stacy Adams
Brikwilla - Tumani Nicole
Club M.C. - Victor Orlando
Mahogany Black - Nicole Ari Parker
Thug #2 (as Damian Poitier) - Damion Poitier
Shawanda - Candace Rice
Kotex - John Salley
Congressman Monroe James - Tucker Smallwood
Black Chick #2 - Edwina Snowden
White Chick - Brittney Sorensen
Militant 1 - Chris Spencer
Rafelli - Mike Starr
Thug #1 - Larnell Stovall
Patricia Nixon - Nicole Sullivan
Euphoria - Nakia Secrest
Kid #2 - Ben Tan
Pretty Terry - Paul Taylor
Capo - Al Vicente
Jimmy - Baron Vaughn
Black Dynamite - Michael Jai White
Honey Bee - Kym Whitley
Donut Man - Lee Whittaker
Willy Sly (as Billy Sly Williams) - Billy 'Sly' Williams
Chicago Wind - Mykelti Williamson
Black Hand Jack - Bokeem Woodbine
Chocolate Giddy-Up - Cedric Yarbrough
Reggie - Andre Younge
Fiendish Dr. Wu - Roger Yuan
Abraham Lincoln - Pete Antico
Disguised Waitress #1 - Sorana Black
Karate Instructor - Andray Johnson
Militant #3 - Jesse Lewis IV
Pimp in barbershop - K.J. Middlebrooks
Nipsy's neighbor - Kevin Murry
Leon St. James - Loren Oden
Suga Pimp - John Rhymes
White Chick #2 - Charlotte Stokely
Goon - Poco Zocko