Because if they wanna fight, they best come see me, because I'm Black Dynamite.

Black Dynamite:

First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped you into that china cabinet. I used excessive force. Oftentimes, I cross the line, but I try to do so in the name of what's right. Most of the time, the ends justifies the means. But in this case, I feel like I betrayed my own code of ethics. And for that, sugar, I apologize. Patricia Nixon:
But I shot at you. I tried to kill you, Black Dynamite. Black Dynamite:
This is true, but you did not connect. You shot a plate. Had you connected, pimp-slapping you into that china cabinet might have been justified. But I feel I crossed the line. And for that, please accept my apology. Patricia Nixon:
I do. I do, it's just... Oh, Black Dynamite, you're so righteous. Black Dynamite:
This is also true. Because whenever there's injustice, [stands up] Black Dynamite:
wrongs to be... [Gloria suddenly appears and embraces Black Dynamite] Gloria:
Oh, Black Dynamite! Patricia Nixon:
[Tugging Black Dynamite's pants]
Go on, honey. Black Dynamite:
[Pulls out his handgun and points it straight ahead]
Because whenever there's injustice, wrongs to be righted, [as Gloria sits down, holding Black Dynamite's left leg] Black Dynamite:
innocents to be defended, Black Dynamite will be there, delivering ass-whuppings. and I will not hesitate to lay the hammer down on any clown that comes around. [Pulls out his nunchucks] Black Dynamite:
Because if they wanna fight, they best come see me, because I'm Black Dynamite. [Pat Nixon proceeds to approach Black Dynamite and hold his right leg]