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You wanted me to invite him

You wanted me to invite him. I didn't say anything. You were laughingat everything he...

Black Mirror • S01E03 • 20112019

You wanted me to invite him. I didn't say anything. You were laughingat everything he said. You invited him! It was obviousI didn't want him to come. 'Wow, it's only, it's earlyto call it a night.' 'Do fancy a quick one down the pub?' 'Oh, we've got to get back, 'rescue Jodie fromthe paedophile babysitter! '' 'Yeah.' 'But why don't you come back toours, for a nightcap if you want?' See? It was obvious I didn't want him tocome, I was being polite to a moron. If you really don't want to come,you can get rid of him

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You wanted me to invite him

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I didn't say anything

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You were laughing at everything he said

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You invited him

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It was obvious I didn't want him to come

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'Wow it's only it's early to call it a night '

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'Do fancy a quick one down the pub '

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'Oh we've got to get back

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'rescue Jodie from the paedophile babysitter

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' LAUGHS '

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'Yeah '

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'But why don't you come back to ours for a nightcap if you want '

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See

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It was obvious I didn't want him to come I was being polite to a moron

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If you really don't want to come you can get rid of him

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هذا من اللطيف سئل ليام عن تقييمة

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حسنا لماذا دعوته

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لقد اعجبنى

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انت اردت منى ان ادعوه

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انا لم اقل اى شىء

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لقد كنت تضحكين على اى شىء يقوله

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انت من دعوته

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هذا واضح انى لا اريده ان يأتى

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'من المبكر ان نطلق عليها ليله

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'كالقيام بزوه سريعه تحت البار'

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'علينا العوده الى المنزل

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'لانقاذ جودى من المربيه

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'نعم'

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'لكن لماذا لاتاتى و تقضى الليله معانا '

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Se repasser l'évaluation de quelqu'un c'est vraiment pas cool

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Pourquoi l'inviter alors Je l'aime bien

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Tu voulais que je l'invite J'ai rien dit

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Tu riais chaque fois qu'il l'ouvrait

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C'est toi qui l'as invité

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C'était clair que je voulais pas

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Il est trop tôt pour aller se coucher

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On va boire un verre

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On doit rentrer pour éviter à Jodie des attouchements par la baby sitter

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Mais viens à la maison

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Pour un dernier verre Tu vois

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Es ist geheuchelt

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Warte mal

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Halt es an

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Jetzt zurück

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Zoom da rein

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Komm schon dass ist ein Haken Das könnte ein V oder ein L sein

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Es ist ein Haken Oder der Anfang eines Hakenkreuzes

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Wahrscheinlich der Anfang eines Hakenkreuzes das waren solche Ärsche

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Hattest du Spaß mit der alten Gang Ja

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Sprichst du oft mit diesem Jonas Nein nein nicht wirklich

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Er ist ein Arschloch oder

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Ein Schwanz

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Jonas

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не нужно смотреть повторы чужих встреч

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Зачем тогда его приглашать Он мне нравится

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Ты же сама этого хотела Я ничего не говорила

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Ты смеялась с каждого его слова

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Ты его пригласил

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Очевидно что не по своей воле

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Ещё совсем детское время

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Не хотите в паб завалиться Нам пора домой

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спасать Джоди от няньки педофилки

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Давай к нам Джонас Чайку выпьем

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No está bien rebobinar la evaluación de otro tíos

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Entonces por qué invitarle

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Me gusta

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Tú querías que le invitara

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No dije nada

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Te reías de todo lo que decía

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Tú le invitaste

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Era obvio que no quería que viniera

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Vaya es pronto para dejarlo por hoy

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Hace una copa rápida en el bar

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Tenemos que volver

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rescatar a Jodie de la canguro pedófila

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Sí

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Pero Jonas por qué no vienes a nuestra casa a tomar algo

Available in 6 languages

Duration

42 seconds

Views

17

Timestamp in Movie

00:15:28

Uploaded

Feb 19, 2026

Season

1

Episode

3

Genres

drama, mystery, sci-fi

Production

Les Films de la Tour,AMLF,scena film,Little Bear,Cléa Productions,TF1 Films Production

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Movie Summary

An anthology series exploring a twisted, high-tech multiverse where humanity's greatest innovations and darkest instincts collide.