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Your mate's fucked off

Your mate's fucked off. You're indouble trouble now, missus. Get up on that log. Now!...

Black Mirror • S01E02 • 20112019

Your mate's fucked off. You're indouble trouble now, missus. Get up on that log. Now! move! Get your hands through there.Get your hands through there! Right through. Push your arms up. Push them! Get them up there! Are we going to put a show on forthese guys today, eh? Eh? Let's see what Daddy's got in thebag, shall we? Oh... Oh! Oh, mama. Help me! Help me! Please, just help me! Why are you doing this to me? Whoa-ha! Oh yeah! Help me, please. I'm a human being! They're not going to help you.They're going to watch. What I'm going to do here darling, is just going to push thisstraight through your... Help me!

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Your mate's fucked off You're in double trouble now missus

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Get up on that log Now move

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Get your hands through there Get your hands through there

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Right through

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Push your arms up Push them

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Get them up there

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Are we going to put a show on for these guys today eh LAUGHS

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Eh

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SOBS AND PANTS

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Let's see what Daddy's got in the bag shall we Oh

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Oh Oh mama

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Help me Help me

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Please just help me

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Why are you doing this to me

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Whoa ha Oh yeah

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Help me please I'm a human being

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They're not going to help you They're going to watch

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What I'm going to do here darling

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is just going to push this straight through your

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SCREAMS IN PAIN Help me

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و ثانيا لا أملك القدر الكافي من النقاط لذلك

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إنها كم 12 ميل فقط للدخول

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كم مدة المشي بالدراجة للوصول إلى ذلك ستة شهور

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نعم ولكن أنا يداي مقي دتان

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أعرف أشخاصا تعبوا جدا للوصول إلى ذلك المسرح

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ثم كان هناك ما فعلته سلمى لكن أنت تعرف

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أنا لا أفض ل أن أعر ض نفسي لكني سأعطيك النقاط هدي ة

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الـ12 ميل سأعطيها لك هدية

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لا تك ن سخيفا

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جديا هي عندي للاحتياط لا أحتاجها

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أنت لديك 12 ميل للاحتياط

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لقد تركها لي أخي

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هو يملك قناة

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لا هو

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مات

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هو مات السنة الماضية

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لذلك تم تحويلها إلي

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هي تكل ف 6 شهور لكن ي احتفظت بها

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لماذا لم تنفقها على نفسك إذن

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J'ai pas assez de crédit

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L'inscription coûte douze millions

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Ça fait six mois de vélo

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Je vis au jour le jour

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Les gens économisent pour arriver sur cette scène

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Y a aussi la solution de Selma

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Mais je veux pas Je te les offre

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Les douze millions

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Sois pas ridicule Sérieux j'ai des économies

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Douze millions

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Ils étaient à mon frère

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Il possède une chaîne non

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Il est mort

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Il est mort l'an dernier On m'a transféré ses crédits

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Ses six mois de travail je les ai gardés

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Achète toi un truc Comme

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Wo wäre es besser angelegt

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Du hast mich auf einer Toilette singen gehört

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Ist das real Mehr als alles andere was dieses Jahr passierte

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Von jemandem den ich kaum kenne kann ich so eine Summe nicht annehmen

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Es sind 12 Millionen aus keinen Fall

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Lass mich das tun

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Ich Ich sehe mich hier um ich

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ich will einfach nur dass etwas Reales passiert

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Nur ein einziges Mal

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Ich würde es vermasseln Würdest du nicht und es wäre mir auch egal

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Ich werde dich begleiten dann kannst du auch keinen Rückzieher machen

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Ich werde dich zwingen zu gehen

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Es ist schon morgen

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Komm schon

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И Б У меня нет таких средств

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12 миллионов за участие

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Для этого педали полгода крутить надо

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Я едва свожу концы с концами

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Знаю люди отдавали последнее чтобы попасть на эту сцену

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и Тельме это удалось Но я лучше

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оставлю всё как есть Я заплачу

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Все 12 миллионов

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Не глупи

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Серьёзно у меня есть лишние

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Лишние 12 миллионов

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Мне брат оставил

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У него свой канал

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Нет

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Он умер

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Он он умер год назад

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и мне перечислили его доход

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за полгода Я его приберёг

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Так купи себе что нибудь

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Y segundo no tengo el puntaje

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Se necesitan 12 millones para entrar

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Cuánto tiempo es en la bicicleta Seis meses

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No puedo hacer nada

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Conozco gente que ahorra y eso para llegar al escenario

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y luego está lo que hizo Selma Pero sabes qué

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Preferiría no tener que Te los regalaré

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Los 12 millones te los regalaré

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No seas ridículo

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En serio tengo de reserva

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Tienes 12 millones guardados Me los dio mi hermano

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Tenía su propio canal No murió

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Murió el año pasado así que me los transfirieron

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Algo como seis meses de trabajo pero lo he guardado

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Por qué no lo gastas en ti Y comprar qué

Available in 6 languages

Duration

62 seconds

Views

35

Timestamp in Movie

00:20:26

Uploaded

Feb 19, 2026

Season

1

Episode

2

Genres

drama, mystery, sci-fi

Production

Les Films de la Tour,AMLF,scena film,Little Bear,Cléa Productions,TF1 Films Production

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Movie Summary

An anthology series exploring a twisted, high-tech multiverse where humanity's greatest innovations and darkest instincts collide.