Do you have any idea how fast you were going? Wellll... I got a 426 Hemi in her....
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Motorcycle Cop: [Steve and Mike are high on nitrous oxide and have been pulled over] Tell me, Officer: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Mike: [Mike licks lips nervously] Wellll... I got a 426 Hemi in her. Three-quarter cams, nitro boosters. I can get 'er up to as good as 155.
[reassuringly]
Mike: Never do, though. Of course, I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari!
[slaps Officer on the arm and laughs uproariously, until he sees the other Officer is seething in anger and not laughing]
Mike: ... I guess I was going about 65... tops?
Motorcycle Cop: SEVEN!
[Mike reacts]
Motorcycle Cop: Seven miles an hour.
Motorcycle Cop: And normally, when I stop people, they pull on the shoulder!
[Mike looks out the window, then cringes when he realizes he's parked on the center line]
Mike: [Mike licks lips nervously] Wellll... I got a 426 Hemi in her. Three-quarter cams, nitro boosters. I can get 'er up to as good as 155.
[reassuringly]
Mike: Never do, though. Of course, I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari!
[slaps Officer on the arm and laughs uproariously, until he sees the other Officer is seething in anger and not laughing]
Mike: ... I guess I was going about 65... tops?
Motorcycle Cop: SEVEN!
[Mike reacts]
Motorcycle Cop: Seven miles an hour.
Motorcycle Cop: And normally, when I stop people, they pull on the shoulder!
[Mike looks out the window, then cringes when he realizes he's parked on the center line]
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Well I got a 426 Hemi in her Three quarter cams Nitro Boosters
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I can get her up to as good as 155
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Never do though of course unless I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari
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LAUGHING
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I'd guess I was going about 65 tops
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Seven Seven miles an hour
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And normally when I stop people they pull onto the shoulder
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Movie Summary
A gubernatorial candidate hires a wormy special assistant whose only job is to make sure the candidate's well-meaning but incompetent brother doesn't ruin the election.
